90mm Chaos Warrior

[cassar]

like this
unacceptable

acceptable

 

[Torn blue sky]

That's precisely it, Cass. Well done that man, take a cookie from the jar. You're going home to mummy with a gold star today!

 

[TrystanGST]

Erm, not that I have anything against the stunner in the second pic, but what exactly is keeping those britches up? It surely isn't that piece of string about her waist.

 

[cassar]

sssh magik

 

[Torn blue sky]

Erm, not that I have anything against the stunner in the second pic, but what exactly is keeping those britches up? It surely isn't that piece of string about her waist.

I'm too busy thinking about how i'm going to get them off her to give a f**k about that...

 

[TrystanGST]

I'm too busy thinking about how i'm going to get them off her to give a f**k about that...

A light breeze? A tug on those strings? Wads of cash?

 

[cassar]

sounds like a job for my stunningly handsome good looks:glasses-cool:
psst keep it on the down low, wouldnt want "she who must be obeyed" to find out

 

[Torn blue sky]

I was reckoning on cutting out the middle man and going straight for the chloroform. Using my dashing bastardry and lovable happy-go-lucky scampishness is a lot more illegal though... In some countries, awwww yeaaahhh

 

[TrystanGST]

I was reckoning on cutting out the middle man and going straight for the chloroform. Using my dashing bastardry and lovable happy-go-lucky scampishness is a lot more illegal though... In some countries, awwww yeaaahhh

Nah - you'd be caught out. No one carries kerchiefs anymore. Unless you soaked your undies in ether, but then you'd still have to get them off of you and into her face...

 

[Torn blue sky]

Not entirely true. I've been called "Pants on head retarded" before, so I reckon I could get away with that.

 

[cassar]

i believe "pants on the head" is something everyones done at least once.

 

[armornv]

i believe "pants on the head" is something everyones done at least once.

Guilty....

 

[Torn blue sky]

So we all share a common bond then, excellent!

 

[armornv]

My only question is where's the other half of the chick in the painted on jeans?

 

[cassar]

you asked for it

 

[Torn blue sky]

Good point, wouldn't mind finding out myself...

ED: I had no idea Aphex Twin was that hot...Or a woman. Ah well, no need to stare at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

"It's not the face you're f*cking, it's the F*ck you're facing!"

 

[armornv]

omg...I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.....
Actually, I almost pissed my pants a little I was laughing so hard. She is FUUUUUGLY!

 

[Iateyourbanana]

And God said "Let her be photoshoped!"

... God then proceed to say "Pleasepleaseplease, let her be photoshoped...!"

 

[armornv]

Minor update.... Mainly to say I haven't given up on this, just been busy with real life lately. Not alot to tell here. Chest emblem is done. It's at least the third or 4th attempt and I'm stickin with it. helmet blades are also done, just tacked in place for pics. I'll pop em back off before I continue. Started on the hands, definately need more work done. Really the only things left are the hands/arms, the shoulders and the cloak and whatever small details I missed or feel like adding. Oh yea.....and paint!:claply:

Here be duh pik.

As always, comments and suggestions are welcome!