Sharp intake of breath...
I once lovingly restored a Norton Commando motorbike. Every bit of metal was replaced with stainless steel, even down to the spoke nipples. Absolutely no expense was spared. It\'s crowning glory was the petrol tank which I must have spent 200+ hours on. It looked like a black pearl it had so many layers of laquer on. Black is the hardest colour to paint in relatively large areas as any imperfectiuon will show (that is why they charge a premium for black cars) so the hours of rubbing, sanding, painting etc just seemed to go on and on. There was no way I was going to put a transfer on my pride and joy so I actually put the name \'Norton\' on using gold leaf. It took forever to get it right and when I finished I put another load of thin laquer coats on to seal it. It looked the Dogs Boll*cks!!
One day I was finishing the bike off and had just got to the stage where petrol, oil and of course...brake fluid were added. Now for those of you who might not know..a bikes brake fluid tank in on the handlebars and is mechanically attached to the brake lever. As I was happily polishing my spanners and putting the finishing touches to my pride and joy, a friend of mine happened along.
Colin was a BIG, BIG bloke, about 22 stones and 6\'8\" in height. Colin jumped on the bike and started to make \'Brmm Brmm\' noises, twisting the throttle and squeezing the clutch. He then decided to squeeze the brake lever and, and as you might have guessed, the lid was not on the brake fluid tank. A small fountain of brake fluid arced gracefully up into the air and with the precision of cruise missile landed smack on the middle of my newly painted tank!
It\'s a good job Colin was enormous otherwise, I firmly believe I would have killed him on the spot and would still be doing \'the time\'. As it was, I spent a frantic couple of minutes unfastening the tank before rushing it into the house and putting it under the shower.
I can\'t go on... it hurts almost as much today as it did ten years ago sob......sob!
And the lesson is? \"life is just a bowl of toenail cuttings..and then you die\":bouncy: