self inflicted injury ...
well, i almost always paint with a glass of water (it forces me to take a break when my oh so delicate bladder needs to rain havoc on those oh so little ants in my toilet lol ) and there\'s this once i was so tired that i dipped my paintbrush into the wrong container.
Unknowingly, i drank. I only realised my folly when i heeded nature\'s call and was washing my glass and realised that it\'s tainted red.
Maybe there\'s why my nose is so pinkish.
Er...does that count?
Okie, okie, it\'s not so funny. Stop throwing your cage at me, freakinacage (oh...congrrrats on your 100th postings!
) and you guys, keep your shrapnel knives...ok, here\'s a joke.
Tom: Why are you so gloomy, Dick?
Dick: I lost my $100...
Tom: But I thought your brother found it?
Dick: Yes, but now I lost my brother...
Mu Ha Ha Ha...Ha??