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What is the Worst Male Name???
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Gilvan Blight
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Other people with odd names in Windsor.
There\'s a Jay Walker, Anita Binder, Neal Porter and those are all just people who used to hang around the Second Cup coffee shop downtown.
There\'s a Jay Walker, Anita Binder, Neal Porter and those are all just people who used to hang around the Second Cup coffee shop downtown.
Roger Bunting
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Maybe I\'m being dense, but I don\'t get why Neal Porter is an odd name.
philologus
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My favorite is Algie Crumpler
Someone beat me to Dick Butkis, all the male genitalia in one name. I think Dick Armey (politicain) is kind of a cool name though.
Evil Bones
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hey Roger let me help you out.....
When Miss Liz ask you to carry her yak butter statue does she say \" kneel porter\"???
hope this helps roger.
cheers:drunk::drunk:
When Miss Liz ask you to carry her yak butter statue does she say \" kneel porter\"???
hope this helps roger.
cheers:drunk::drunk:
The worst male name I hear regularly is Enda, it\'s a gaelic name but it always sounds so female.
I knew a guy who\'s brother was called Howard and they had the surname Cox, all fine until you figure in the Belfast accent where Howard is pronounced exactly like \"hard\" and you end up with \"Hard Cox\"
Also I have heard about a girl called Tamara Knight and again figure in the Belfast accent where Tamara sounds exactly like Tomorrow and you end up with Tomorrow Knight, not particularly crude or funny but I liked it.
I also met a guy who\'s name was Michael Hunt, he didn\'t like shortening his first name to Mike (try saying Mike Hunt 3 times real fast and you might get the reason why).
I knew a guy who\'s brother was called Howard and they had the surname Cox, all fine until you figure in the Belfast accent where Howard is pronounced exactly like \"hard\" and you end up with \"Hard Cox\"
Also I have heard about a girl called Tamara Knight and again figure in the Belfast accent where Tamara sounds exactly like Tomorrow and you end up with Tomorrow Knight, not particularly crude or funny but I liked it.
I also met a guy who\'s name was Michael Hunt, he didn\'t like shortening his first name to Mike (try saying Mike Hunt 3 times real fast and you might get the reason why).
I forgot about the CEO of a local homebuilding contractor, his name was Dick Kurtz. There was also a guy my cousin went to school with named Richard Hedd, he refused to be called Dick. I didn\'t believe it till my cousin showed me his yearbook and it was there plain as day.
Theomar Pius
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I used to work with a guy named Mel Lester. That had to be a tough one to live with.
I also knew of a guy named Major Wood. His first name was major, last name wood.
Went to school with a girl named Rose Thorne.
I also knew of a guy named Major Wood. His first name was major, last name wood.
Went to school with a girl named Rose Thorne.
Floodthered
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ok this finally made me post. My name is Flood. (and I am a big guy, visuals match the name!) I was almost named Trajan...
I used to do phone support and had a customer with last name Dreadfulwater. That should be MY last name!!
When my 2nd son graduated from high school there was a girl named La Quinta Champaign!!
Flood
I used to do phone support and had a customer with last name Dreadfulwater. That should be MY last name!!
When my 2nd son graduated from high school there was a girl named La Quinta Champaign!!
Flood
Evil Bones
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Actually he should have said \" Hello my name is Dr. Dick Chop.....lol
cheers:drunk::drunk:
