What is the Worst Male Name???

Roger Bunting

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???lol

Those are some really funny facts there, Becca.

The vicar at the Chesterfield Parish Church (also called the crooked spire) has a sort of cool name, Michael Knight. Don\'t know if he has a talking car though.
 

Undave

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Originally posted by Evil Bones
My Uncle of many years ago was Governor Hogg of Texas.
somewhere in the family there where three kids named.....

Ima Hogg (girl)
Ura Hogg (girl)
Morra Hogg (boy)

Ima Lou gave the city of Houston almost all of its downtown parks.

i have some strange ancestors..lol

Cheers :drunk::drunk:


Surely you don\'t mean Boss Hogg? Was he forever having his plans wrecked by some redneck bumpkins with an orange Dodge?
 

Evil Bones

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my wife told her mother about this thread.
her mother worked in urgent care and had strange named patients.

Anita Dick ( her parents must have been high):eek:
Harry Beaver (what do you do but laugh....this kid caught hell in school.)

Thanks for all the great post.

Cheers:drunk::drunk:
 

Evil Bones

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Originally posted by Undave
Originally posted by Evil Bones
My Uncle of many years ago was Governor Hogg of Texas.
somewhere in the family there where three kids named.....

Ima Hogg (girl)
Ura Hogg (girl)
Morra Hogg (boy)

Ima Lou gave the city of Houston almost all of its downtown parks.

i have some strange ancestors..lol

Cheers :drunk::drunk:


Surely you don\'t mean Boss Hogg?
actually had a Cousin who worked in the Huntsville State Prison, he worked the main unit & death row. He is 6\'2 and about 225 lbs. all the prisoners called him Boss Hogg.

Was he forever having his plans wrecked by some redneck bumpkins with an orange Dodge?
Hey I is a there REDNECK lol. I did not own a orange 69 Dodge charger but did have a 73 Plum purple Dodge charger. and i am sure somewhere in my lifetime i have wrecked some HOGG plans.lol


Cheers:drunk::drunk:
 

ipaintminis

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actually....

Originally posted by Evil Bones
Anita Dick ( her parents must have been high):eek:

I actually personally know a student named Jennifer Anita Dicks. woudln\'t be bad because its a middle name right? WRONG! she insists! she be called by her middle name.
 

doomsayer

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I know a few people with odd names.
I dated a girl named Sandy Akers.
I bought my dog from a breeder whos name was Storm Clouden.

My wife has a friend named Misty Shore, her sisters are Rainy and Breezy and her fathers name is Stormy.

If you want some really odd names watch American Football games. Some of the oddest names i\'ve seen are Peerless, Gerontrius, Clititus and LaDanian.
 

Farin

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anita dick... that´s great, seriously what did hert parents smoke???

but i can top you all. a few years back a german newspaper brought a story about a mother who actually went to court to gain the right to give her little boy a name that is so weird that the judge insisted in a second name so people know the child´s gender.

the name was \"birkenhain\" in english it´s
birchgrove.
seriously, i´m not kidding. in fact i head to read the article twice to be sure i didn´t get it wrong .
i don´t want to imagine what school is like with a name like this
my name is marcel what is quite okay ´til some of the girls in school came up with the idea to call me marci ( my class had a spleen for strange nicknames ). feel free to laugh out loud
 

Naukhel

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Unverified, as I don\'t know how to verify it....

Apparently a friend of my brother\'s (a toronto cop) arrested a man with
the legal name (unknown if he was born with it or changed it) of....

Optimus Prime Smith

Either his parents REEEEALLY liked Transformers, or he did.
 

Evil Bones

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Originally posted by Naukhel
Unverified, as I don\'t know how to verify it....

Apparently a friend of my brother\'s (a toronto cop) arrested a man with
the legal name (unknown if he was born with it or changed it) of....

Optimus Prime Smith

Either his parents REEEEALLY liked Transformers, or he did.

UBER got arrested in Toronto...
please tell the story Uberlol

cheers:drunk::drunk:
 

airhead

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I worked with Richard Cox (he went by Dick).

I\'ve also worked with Snow White (I kid you not).

but the worst male name (appologies to those that have it) is Hugh. You cannot yell \"Hugh.\"
 

breadhead

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I was at Uni with an Armenian guy who\'s middle name was Dickran :wow:

I personally don\'t like the name Anthony, but then I may have my view tainted by being called that :)
 

vincegamer

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Then of course there\'s discredited Korean stem cell researcher Woo Suk Hwang (pronounced woo suck wang)

I know a doctor who told me during his residency he spent some time in the ER. Lots of underprivileged and undereducated people go to the ER when they go into labor. He had to help a woman fill out the paperwork.
She wanted to name her child \"Virginia\" - the Baltimore accent dropped the r.
She spelled it V*a*g*i*n*a.
He told her what she\'d done and she thought it was funny so kept it.
 

Roger Bunting

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Ooookaaaaaayy, I wonder what that Swedish kid\'s name ended up being. I reckon the baby would have grown up and protested against the fact parents were allowed to name their children.

And that cardinal. When he was made a cardinal was his full title Cardinal Jamie Cardinal Sin? Hmm, lots of cardinals in this paragraph.
 

vincegamer

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come to think of it, my brother had a college roommate named Sam Sinner who later became a priest. He\'s now Father Sinner (though Catholic convention is to use only the first name so he\'s generally Father Sam).

p.s. and for fictional names, let\'s never forget Major Major Major Major (from Catch 22).
 
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