You know it\'s bad when...

[Nailpainter2003]

Yep, darth....They\'re already on the move...

....last seen, the Canadians AND the caribou were trampling a path through Iowa headed straight for Austin, Texas....Don\'t worry, steelcult, I didn\'t give them your address!

Cerridwun 1st: I thought I was the only one doing things like comparing nipple color with my own....glad to know, there\'s at least a pair of us, doing silly things like painting in the nude for reference points! But, like Helga said, this only works if I\'m painting blondes!!lol

Dauber22 & TwelveMilesOut: Shame on you boys! Like finn said, you\'ve got your own nipples! WIP? Why I oughta......But, as Evil Dave pointed out, yours are NOT as special....We have \'Hypnotic Boob Power!\'

dauber22: What an ingenious, new word you came up with, pentumverate....that\'s a classic and clearly shows your intricate and dimensional thought process. *I curtsy to you, dauber*:flip::bouncy:

 

[Evil Dave]

Hypnotic Boobs...

Actually, Nailpainter, I got that from the Slayers Guide to Female Gamers.
Quite a funny book for all you role-players out there...While it may be a little offensive to militant feminists, you guys who have played D&D will roll. lol

 

[Ice_Angel]

Oh no

Originally posted by Cerridwyn1st

Originally posted by Evil Dave

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I, to my dismay, find I\'m very easily persuaded by females.

Damn, those evil women and their Hypnotic Boob powers.lollol

Speaking of boobs, you know it\'s bad when you check yours out in the mirror to get the nipple color right on your latest mini.

LOL dont give Evil Dave any ideas or he will try to get me to pose ...and I dont see that happening any time soon. :bouncy:

 

[stumpkiller]

persuasion

quote:
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Originally posted by finn18
I thought you were of the female persuasion?
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So, Stumpkiller, since Finn\'s assertion is apparently correct, there\'s something I always wondered

Exactly who was it that persuaded you And, uh, what exactly were you before you were persuaded to be a female

Enquiring minds want to now

Alas, I was born female, but that did not show up in my personality until I discovered I liked boys. I needed no persuading to be \"female\" but I did need much persuasion to be feminine. :innocent:

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Ahhhh, a tomboy at heart??

...okay, that really explains your run-in with the infamous bike/stump story!! Bet you can whip that policeman/husband of yours right into shape if ya wanted to!

lol

 

[stumpkiller]

lol
sure, but I\'ve learned a random combination of wrapping him around my little finger, and loving violence keep him off guard enough I don\'t have to beat him up anymore *laughs to self while hubby is two feet away, oblivious to master plan*BWAHAAAHAAHAAHAA!:innocent:lol

BTW, Ican outshoot most of the officers on th PD, and the chief avoids me like the plague. says I\'m not a proper woman:|~

 

[Ice_Angel]

oh mighty one

Originally posted by stumpkiller
lol
sure, but I\'ve learned a random combination of wrapping him around my little finger, and loving violence keep him off guard enough I don\'t have to beat him up anymore *laughs to self while hubby is two feet away, oblivious to master plan*BWAHAAAHAAHAAHAA!:innocent:lol

BTW, Ican outshoot most of the officers on th PD, and the chief avoids me like the plague. says I\'m not a proper woman:|~

YOU go girl!! That is the best way to be... all men are oblivious to our master plans.. we are good at giving that false facad of \'them being in charge\'...if only they realllllllly knew bwahahahahahaa :bouncy:

*gets her walther and lines up behind stump*

 

[stumpkiller]

lollollol

 

[Dragonsreach]

Ok following the conversation between Ice-Angel & Stumpkiller...I think we should be worried and never introduce then to the Pink Elephant wearing, Molegrips weilding, sniper TooShy!!!!!

 

[stumpkiller]

Somehow I doubt you could prevent it, you are after all, just a man

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Now, ladies....

...we musn\'t devulge too many secret weapons amidst all this testosterone*flutters eyelashes coquettishly* .....save some ammo for later.
Faye

 

[stumpkiller]

awww

and I was just starting to have fun!:flip:
please can I play for a few more posts?
PLEEEEZE?!?
no?
Oh well, I need to be up in 4 hrs anyway. *turns togo to bed and sulk*

uh, since when is there a limit to our ammo anyway??
fine! I\'m going*stomps off to bed*lol

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Aww, Stumpy, don\'t off to bed mad...

.....have sweet dreams...you know, about ALL the nice things men/husbands say, like,\" We haven\'t been to the mall in ages, let\'s go shopping and can I carry your purse?\" or how \'bout, \"Sometimes I just want to be held.\"lollol

 

[Ice_Angel]

Wasnt me

Dragonsreach: Nah... I am okay... It is just a squirtgun honest *bats eyelashes*

Nailpainter: Ammo.. who said anything about ammo... I just use it as a scare tactic lmao ... the true fun comes in on the other posts.. you had to mention chocolate in there didnt you :bouncy:

Anyway... dragonsreach... you know all men really like a take charge woman lol
I am sweet and innocent and all that mooshy stuff *grins innocently* *holds gum with thumb and forefinger* \"what is this nasty thing for ??? \"

Innocent I tell ya.. innocent... lol

 

[Ice_Angel]

hehehahahhohohoh

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
.....have sweet dreams...you know, about ALL the nice things men/husbands say, like,\" We haven\'t been to the mall in ages, let\'s go shopping and can I carry your purse?\" or how \'bout, \"Sometimes I just want to be held.\"lollol

I like when they ask \"do these pants make my butt look big\" lol

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Well, Ice...

...your night at work has got to have been more interesting then some?

...now you just have to go in from work with the back of your hand to your forehead*expounding with a sigh* and convince ol\' Evil Dave of the grueling night you had with your nose to the grindstone!!

I won\'t tell him a thing!!

 

[Ice_Angel]

LOL

He knows better... plus I know first thing when he wakes up he will check posts here... later today should be fun lol. :bouncy:

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Whoops!!

Ice_Angel...if you need a place to live after today, my doors open!

 

[Ice_Angel]

LOL

Lucky for me he can\'t officially boot me out...we arent in the same housing just yet :bouncy: so I can be as much a pain in the toosh as I want... :moon: bwhahahahaahahaa

 

[mule]

SEE - another benefit of the Word Association thread ...

Originally posted by finn17

Originally posted by mule
You then discover you are in the top 100 posters after joining less than a month ago.

...48 of your 130 posts are in the word association thread. That\'s 37%. That does somehow make your achievement less impressive.

It saved you from reading 48 mind-numbing posts on other \'more-interesting\' threads...
Cause I would have made all them posts anyawayslol

OK, maybe not all of them, but think how much less typing I had to do