You know it\'s bad when...

stumpkiller

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Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
....and dauber, I can vaguely remember those quotes regarding the \'L\' word, and can even write a poem, or two, but I\'ll be damned if I can find that White Knight anywhere!!:(
I give up! I\'ve trudged one too many bogs and kissed my share of frogs!

Faye
silly Faye, kissing frogs is for getting a prince, but you said you wanted a knight (in shining armor) :D ;)

My knight\'s armor has tarnished a bit, and the nmm isn\'t perfect, but I still love the big lug.:innocent:
I, however, am still as perfect as I was the day he made me laugh so hard I fell down the hill! :rolleyes: :p lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Bodice Ripper fans unite.....

Originally posted by stumpkiller
Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
....and dauber, I can vaguely remember those quotes regarding the \'L\' word, and can even write a poem, or two, but I\'ll be damned if I can find that White Knight anywhere!!:(
I give up! I\'ve trudged one too many bogs and kissed my share of frogs!

Faye
silly Faye, kissing frogs is for getting a prince, but you said you wanted a knight (in shining armor) :D ;)

My knight\'s armor has tarnished a bit, and the nmm isn\'t perfect, but I still love the big lug.:innocent:
I, however, am still as perfect as I was the day he made me laugh so hard I fell down the hill! :rolleyes: :p lol

:rolleyes:;)ahhhhhhhh love.....anyone who reads trashy romantic novels, raise you hand:flip:
 

kittykat23uk

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Originally posted by Confessor Townsend
Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
Confessor, by your term of endearment, I take it Ms. Sweet lil\' Kat\'s more like a vigorously, healthy tigeress?!:rolleyes:

It\'s still nice to know that there are those, whom are meant to love another.....and don\'t hesitate to show it!

Faye

Well she adopts whatever big cat/little cat approach will get her what she wants, being the cunning feline that she is. :D

As I\'ve always said I like my women how I like my coffee....dark, sweet and filthy.....<tries to brain out of sewer and fails miserably>

:pSlurp!!

Kat
 

finn17

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OMG!!!

The most romantic line I ever came out with was, \"brace yourself\":D

It was followed with, \"can I stopbracing myself now?\"

And they say romance is dead:bouncy:
 

Nailpainter2003

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Well, I obviously don\'t know much about romance, but....

...You know it\'s bad when, you have to stop reading a darn thread,\"Greenstuff, friend or foe,\" because all that talk about Greenstuff, Bluestuff, Whitestuff and which one got the hardest, made my palms sweaty and knees start knockin\'......AND,now I\'m broke beacuse the last order I placed for Greenstuff, was enough to scuplt a 6\' something?? :]:D
Faye
 

stumpkiller

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Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
...You know it\'s bad when, you have to stop reading a darn thread,\"Greenstuff, friend or foe,\" because all that talk about Greenstuff, Bluestuff, Whitestuff and which one got the hardest, made my palms sweaty and knees start knockin\'......AND,now I\'m broke beacuse the last order I placed for Greenstuff, was enough to scuplt a 6\' something?? :]:D
Faye
you Naughty girl!:eek:lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy starrrrrrrrssssss!!!

Originally posted by stumpkiller
Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
...You know it\'s bad when, you have to stop reading a darn thread,\"Greenstuff, friend or foe,\" because all that talk about Greenstuff, Bluestuff, Whitestuff and which one got the hardest, made my palms sweaty and knees start knockin\'......AND,now I\'m broke beacuse the last order I placed for Greenstuff, was enough to scuplt a 6\' something?? :]:D
Faye
you Naughty girl!:eek:lol


:eek::duh:;) well I can hardly wait to vote for that one!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeelollollol
 

Evil Dave

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Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
...You know it\'s bad when, you have to stop reading a darn thread,\"Greenstuff, friend or foe,\" because all that talk about Greenstuff, Bluestuff, Whitestuff and which one got the hardest, made my palms sweaty and knees start knockin\'......AND,now I\'m broke beacuse the last order I placed for Greenstuff, was enough to scuplt a 6\' something?? :]:D
Faye


Don\'t they come in plastics?lol
 

Cerridwyn1st

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Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
...You know it\'s bad when, you have to stop reading a darn thread,\"Greenstuff, friend or foe,\" because all that talk about Greenstuff, Bluestuff, Whitestuff and which one got the hardest, made my palms sweaty and knees start knockin\'......AND,now I\'m broke beacuse the last order I placed for Greenstuff, was enough to scuplt a 6\' something?? :]:D
Faye

In that case, Faye, you should have gotten WhiteStuff - it\'s semi-flexible. :eek:

You said you were sculpting your own line of miniatures, but I never thought.... :idea:
 

finn17

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Ahh...Females and space...and time...etc

Q: Why are men so good at parking vehicles?
A: Because for most of their lives they have been told that, \"This: (----------) is \'tight\':D

Q: Why do women have such difficulty in parking cars?
A: Because for most of their lives they have been told that, \"This : (-) is twelve inches:D

Sorry folks...couldn\'t resist that one:bouncy:
 

Mosch

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Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
...You know it\'s bad when, you have to stop reading a darn thread,\"Greenstuff, friend or foe,\" because all that talk about Greenstuff, Bluestuff, Whitestuff and which one got the hardest, made my palms sweaty and knees start knockin\'......AND,now I\'m broke beacuse the last order I placed for Greenstuff, was enough to scuplt a 6\' something?? :]:D
Faye

I fear I am the only one who does not get it. And I am not going to ask. I will, however, inform you as soon as
NOW.
Dammit, I\'m slow.

OK, then: generic stupid/male/sexist comment (Too lazy to make one up)
 
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Orchid_Noir

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You know it\'s bad when ---

You can walk up to your father, in his home, as a 30+ year old and ask bluntly \"Dad, do you have any good photos or paintings of naked black ladies? I need to look at thier nipples and areola,\" he doesn\'t bat an eyelash (the conservative stepmother about went apoplectic lol ) goes through his books (sending the stepmother into further fits of indignation and embarrasment lol ), finds none that will work and starts pulling out his National Geographic CD\'s.

That was a humorous afternoon, looking through all the nudes my father and I could find for \"the right one.\"

(now remember I\'m a daughter, not a son, I thought my stepmom was going to die :bouncy: )
 

stumpkiller

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Ooooooh

Originally posted by Orchid_Noir
You can walk up to your father, in his home, as a 30+ year old and ask bluntly \"Dad, do you have any good photos or paintings of naked black ladies? I need to look at thier nipples and areola,\" he doesn\'t bat an eyelash (the conservative stepmother about went apoplectic lol ) goes through his books (sending the stepmother into further fits of indignation and embarrasment lol ), finds none that will work and starts pulling out his National Geographic CD\'s.

That was a humorous afternoon, looking through all the nudes my father and I could find for \"the right one.\"

(now remember I\'m a daughter, not a son, I thought my stepmom was going to die :bouncy: )
THAT had to be fun lollol
 
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