Mmmm, cookies!
Don\'t forget how fun it can be annoying those people either. I heartily recommend trying to sell random items from your house to any salesmen who come round. It freaks them out if all their patter is met with is counter patter.
\"Hello sir, can I interest you in the amazing new mobile phone contract we have on offer?\"
\"You know it\'s funny you should mention that, my contract\'s just run out on my phone so I\'m looking to sell the handset\"
\"No Sir, this offer includes a new, top of the range handset so...\"
\"So if you are giving away your handset you probably need a new one then, right dude? Check this baby out. It does texts, makes amusing ringtones that sound like a motorbike, but actually they are a frog! Crazy huh?\"
\"Sir, I don\'t think you are following me.\"
\"OK, so you don\'t want to buy a phone?\"
\"No Sir, what I have to offer you is...\"
\"Would you like to buy some pegs?\"
And continue until he/she hits you!
Of course if Jehovahs Witnesses come around, dragging their kids (who are far too young to have put any serious thought into their religion) with them, suited and booted on a nice sunny Sunday I tell them what cretinous pieces of distended human rectum I think they are, but that\'s a whole different story.
