I guess an introduction\'s overdue.

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Ice_Angel

Guest
woohooo

Let the games begin... 3 things have perked MY ears.. .chocolate , whips, and chains....

wohooo woohooo direct me where to go :bouncy:

*jumps up and down all excited like a spastic puppy*

... can I bring my own handcuffs???? :D:p
 
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Nailpainter2003

New member
Oh, this is going to be a good one!!

.....Welcome, welcome, welcome Ice_Angel AND stumpkiller!! I might just have to Whoo Hooo Tooo!:D
P.S. Okay, I\'ve got the chocolate, ice has the handcuffs...you bringing the whips, stumpkiller?
 
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Ice_Angel

Guest
In addition...

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
.....Welcome, welcome, welcome Ice_Angel AND stumpkiller!! I might just have to Whoo Hooo Tooo!:D
P.S. Okay, I\'ve got the chocolate, ice has the handcuffs...you bringing the whips, stumpkiller?
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*digs in the brown bag of happiness* got body butter too.... :flip:
 
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Mosch

New member
I was going to indruce me in this thread, but after reading the last posts.... let\'s just say I am not sure if I should be intrigued or not :D Ah whatever, let me just take a gulp of this whip-antidote *glug*

OK, I\'m ready. Hi everyone, I\'m Mosch :D

What\'s that you say? But if you have my whip-antidote, what did I just... \"Highly concentrated Laxa\" :eek: EVERYONE LEAVE THE AREA! :]
 
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col kurtz

Guest
Welcome

Hi you guys in Narridge!

Another lurker here, from Loose-tarfed, on the coast!

welcome!

Colonel Kurtz
 
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Ice_Angel

Guest
hey there

Well ... as a former closet reader on CMON... lol ... welcome to the posting side of life you two :)

*hums \'bright side of life\' from Life of Brian*

:bouncy:
 
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kittykat23uk

New member
Welcome one and all to the CMOn forums! Faye, I have access to handcuffs and chocolate so where do I sign up? Toblerone anyone?:innocent:

Regards

Kat
 
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Nomis

New member
I was going to suggest that all you girlies took your shoes off and got back in the kitchen but this sounds like my idea of a PARTY:D

Now just need to get my tube of KY from the paint box and I\'m on my way!:innocent:
 
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Nailpainter2003

New member
Nomis, you bad boy...

Originally posted by Nomis
I was going to suggest that all you girlies took your shoes off and got back in the kitchen but this sounds like my idea of a PARTY:D

Now just need to get my tube of KY from the paint box and I\'m on my way!:innocent:
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I\'ll see to it that your shoes are removed permanently and a nice little, frilly apron is tied around your waist before spanking you good and proper and then banishing you to the kitchen to get all us women a nice cup of tea and bon bons.... and be grateful that we allow you to serve us whilst WE party. :p

Kat: We can always use an extra set of handcuffs to secure Nomis to the leg of a chair so he doesn\'t get anymore brillient ideas.:D
 
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Ice_Angel

Guest
ties...lol

Put some of those dang ill-mannered undesireable pantyhose to use... that way we dont use up all the handcuffs :flip:

Those must have been created by men ???
 
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mule

old and stubborn
Originally posted by finn17
Originally posted by Nailpainter2003,,,You do realize that it was the Brits who coined the phrase, \" Rule of thumb?\" Husbands were not to strike their wives with anything larger in circumference than their bloody thumbs!!
lol
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So you mean my length of \'two by four\' with a nail through the end is illegal? Typical, we live in a nanny State:D
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Nah, the point of a nail *should* be smaller than the tip of your thumb, so you just got to make sure the nail doesn\'t go all the way in...
 
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mule

old and stubborn
Originally posted by Nomis
I was going to suggest that all you girlies took your shoes off and got back in the kitchen but this sounds like my idea of a PARTY:D

Now just need to get my tube of KY from the paint box and I\'m on my way!:innocent:
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Off to the kitchen? that is so old...
Us modern men are far more secure in ourselves than we used to be, send her off to work


What?


OH, you wanted a smiley with that...
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

New member
I think we should be careful here - lobsterboy is lible to post a link to another picture he \"accidentally\" found while \"innocently\" surfing the net. :bouncy:
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
GOOD POINT!

That\'s right Steelcult....

And I just recently got that other image erased from my memory....

YIKESlol
 
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finn17

New member
Must have been aliens then...

Originally posted by Ice_Angel
Put some of those dang ill-mannered undesireable pantyhose to use... that way we dont use up all the handcuffs :flip:

Those must have been created by men ???
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Because no man would have deliberately made stockings obslete by introducing tights:duh:???
 
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