You guys should buy yourselves a beer! (and make like its on me)

[jp762]

I live in Caerphilthy but im from county Antrim in good old sunny Ulster.
Came for a visit and forgot to go home!
Now all I have left in life is painting.
And drinking.
And after eights of course.

 

[wiccanpony]

?????????????????????

 

[jp762]

They're delicious choccy coated mint waffers , waffer thin mint m'sieu?
Creosote?
Am I alone here............

 

[freakinacage]

not at all

 

[jp762]

Thank God for that , I was about to sit beneath my painting table and mutter "wibble" to myself.
Tomorrow someone has to assist with pic posting and also explain why im an angry emoticon.
Grrrr.
Orf to finish Gretel von x (incursion) and then beddiebyes. Us elderly folk needs loadsa kip.
(btw would you recommend the firestorm clubnights?)

 

[noneedforaname]

What you want is liquid after eights. Creme de menthe with baileys floated on top, they make awesome shooters!

 

[jp762]

Bad , naughty Noneed. Idea ..... planted ...... in .... mind. Must ............ resist ....... must not run .... to .... Picadilly .. for ... booze ....

 

[Torn blue sky]

Have you ever drank Baileys? FROM A SHOE?!

 

[noneedforaname]

"Creeeaaaammmmyyyy baileys!"

 

[Chrome]

Gah! Baileys! Why's the Swedish Alcohol Retaining Monopoly Store closed at this hour??

And why the hell should that be so damn hard to write out?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I have Jameson, Bailey's, a tsp of Brown sugar and coffee
hmm...what to drink?

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Tommy Soule's post is one of those hidden 3D pictures..

 

[JesterzUSMC]

of what? three columns?

 

[Einion]

They're delicious choccy coated mint waffers , waffer thin mint m'sieu?
Creosote?
Am I alone here............

Not in the least, "I'll 'ave the lot."

And (poor grammar there , starting a sentence with and)...

Nah.

</English pedant>

Einion

 

[jp762]

Im a pedant?
Like , you wear me around your neck?

And may I say , a fine choice m'sieu. Shall I fetch a bucket?
Ah , no , I see you are feeling better.....

I like the gremlins thing , its like a stream of consciousness , or a very long haiku.

 

[Dragonsreach]

I like the gremlins thing , its like a stream of consciousness , or a very long haiku.

Or an overabundance of Caffine

 

[BPI]

Hi JP, go to My Account (top of the page). Left hand side of resulting page, go to Edit Avatar. Either insert an image of your choice or choose from the pre-defined selection. You need not be an angry yellow head any longer!

To post a picture in the Forum. Host the image somewhere, eg. Photobucket. Insert the image address
http://www.blahblahblah.jpg
inbetween image tags

and it should display. Muck about with the Preview Post button before submitting & you should get to grips with it pretty promptly.

I think you can host images here at CMON too but it's not how I work so somebody else can help you out there.

Cheers, B.

 

[Tommie Soule]

spell my name right

 

[Einion]

Im a pedant?

No no, it was shorthand for:
<English pedant>
It's okay to start a sentence with a conjunction.
</English pedant>

A very long haiku :rotfl:

Einion

 

[jp762]

Takes me back to English A-level..............
And (see , I did it) I never did grasp how many silly-bulls a Haiku had. Sounds a bit BSE related , too afraid of CJD.
................or is that CSA?...........
Now I have confused me.
I , I mean.
Confused one? Oneself!