Yes, I saved my 1000th Post for Something Important

[ipaintminis]

well mr. guin

you have to wear one of these at all times

 

[penguin]

Only the molerat was ugly Doug :] I recommend a weedy sea dragon to cheer you up

 

[wiccanpony]

I vote for the orange one lol

 

[penguin]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
well mr. guin

you have to wear one of these at all times

Hmm... depends how much I am paid :]

 

[ipaintminis]

oh no, we don\'t get paid anything....

but if we dont get the drinks, the freaks get grouchy...

and you don\'t want grounchy freaks...

 

[wiccanpony]

and you don\'t want grounchy freaks... damn right!!!

 

[ipaintminis]

what can I get you Ms. Pony?



lol

 

[penguin]

I think I\'ll leave the job to you, thanks You don\'t want grouchy Bill either, hurry up with that champagne!

 

[dauber22]

A job well done...

... Mr. \'Quin. In your honor, have a frilled lizard:

and always remember:

\"Beware the Coffin Dodgers, my son!
The sniper rifle that bites, the molegrips that catch!
Beware the Wiccan Pony, and shun
The frumious DragonsReach!\"

 

[airhead]

Bill, have a blue racer:

And Ms. I Paint My Knees, another bottle of wine in the lounge if you will - when you get a chance.

 

[penguin]

Dauber and Airhead: Thank you. I am truly honoured

:~( In the spirit of this joyous occasion, let us all marvel at the Ornate Horned Toad:

 

[airhead]

ok, I\'ll add a horned toad.

P.S. (I grew up playing with both of these lizards).

 

[penguin]

Did the horned toad ever squirt blood at you from his eye?

 

[airhead]

only if you squeeze them real hard. lol

Actually, I had always heard that, but never in all my pre-teen years of playing with them did I ever witness it. Probably would have scared the crap out of me.

But the blue racers would stand up on their back legs and chase you if you chased/harrassed them long enough. Great fun for 5 and 6 year olds.

 

[ipaintminis]

Mr. Bill - your glass of sparkling grape juice...

And Mr. Kevin - your bottle of wine and several glasses for you and your dodger friends

 

[airhead]

Thank you. And send the bottle over to Ms. Pony. Seems I need some burn ointment.

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by dauber22
Beware the Coffin Dodgers, my son!

The sniper rifle that bites, the molegrips that catch!...

Is there an implication here, that Ms. Molegrip is a coffin dodger? Have not the years of living with a wife taught you anything? Dear boy, you\'d better pray that this thread dies before tooshy meanders in here for some timeout from real life.

Here you go, dauber, have some roadkill

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
Is there an implication here, that Ms. Molegrip is a coffin dodger? Have not the years of living with a wife taught you anything?

Oh Lord!!!! I AM in trouble What was I thinking? Obviously, I wasn\'t Must be those years of living without a wife, I musta forgotten

@ Tooshy dear, it was just an honest mistake. I swear!!!

If anyone is looking for me, I\'ll be cowering over in \"Discuss Submission\" :duh:

 

[Avicenna]

uh-oh...

 

[wiccanpony]

Tonight for the denizens of the Freak Bar, entertainment in the fine art of dissection of Dauber22 with a rusty tin can lid and a melon baller by the lovely and youthful Tooshy.

Side bets are being placed on how long Dauber22 can run before she catches him. Bubba!! a 20 down for three minutes. lol