The Dead Thread

[Gypsy]

Have you ever heard about that latest fashion where they make jewelry out of your bones? That idea isn\'t new, mind you, but now they do it while you\'re still alive.
How did they do it, mmh,...yeah, you give some of your bone cells to the laboratory and they grow a ring from it or whatever you want to have.

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by Gypsy
How did they do it, mmh,...yeah, you give some of your bone cells to the laboratory and they grow a ring from it or whatever you want to have.

1st thought: Eeeewwww!!

2nd thought: Hey, that\'s kinda cool!

3rd thought: Can I get a clone with that?

 

[finn17]

Decompose gracefully....

Eternal sleep without the fucking alarmclock/postman to wake you up. Bliss!

As rev said..a bit of well-deserved peace and quiet

 

[Nelson]

I\'d like to be stuffed and mounted in a ferocious position in my children\'s livingroom, serving as a treasured heirloom for generations to come.

I would have a terrifying, yet somewhat roguish charm, and the little progenies would delight in gamboling about my legs.

Later in the evening, the adults of the family would sit around me, cups of whisky in hand, and reminisce fondly about my life, perhaps sharing a chuckle at the cigarette placed in my mouth by a recalcitrant teenager.

Yeah....

 

[finn17]

Volunteers???

Originally posted by Nelson
I\'d like to be stuffed and mounted.....

 

[Nelson]

Gahh!

Sodomy! Sodomy!

I am a dog, you know. The only one who gets to do that to me is the big german shepherd down the street, and that\'s cos he\'s the Alpha Male. Bastard.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Well after I die cut me up give what organs you can to needy people. The burn me or place me in the ground. I don\'t really care as I won\'t need that body anymore.

 

[RedDawn]

Thank you Nelson!!

Originally posted by Nelson
I\'d like to be stuffed and mounted in a ferocious position in my children\'s livingroom, serving as a treasured heirloom for generations to come.

I would have a terrifying, yet somewhat roguish charm, and the little progenies would delight in gamboling about my legs.

Later in the evening, the adults of the family would sit around me, cups of whisky in hand, and reminisce fondly about my life, perhaps sharing a chuckle at the cigarette placed in my mouth by a recalcitrant teenager.

Yeah....

Damn this was funny!

Personally, I know I\'m going to be cremated. I would\'ve liked to be scatterred over the acres that I spent my childhood riding horses over, but they\'re now a f^$%(*g subdivision! So, I\'ll have Grumb put them in an urn to place on the mantlepiece and make him introduce all the \"maybe Mrs. Grumb\'s\" that come along! (That ought to keep them running for a while! )

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by RedDawn
So, I\'ll have Grumb put them in an urn to place on the mantlepiece and make him introduce all the \"maybe Mrs. Grumb\'s\" that come along! (That ought to keep them running for a while! )

I hate to tell you, Dawn, but Grumb may end up in that urn first! Do you remember that Fiery Hosre Woman short story I told you about? (I\'m still looking for the mag it was in, btw). It said that Fiery Horse women are destined to kill their husbands (i.e. ..or anybody who tries to control them).

So does Grumb have an up-to-date will and life insurance? And do you have a good alibi??lol

 

[stumpkiller]

Hey! Are fiery horse men destined to kill their wives???

Ive eaten so much processed food in my life, I\'m sure my body\'ll go on for a while after I\'ve gone to heaven.

After that, who cares? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... let the doctors take what they must.