Seasons greetings!
- Thread starter Einion
- Start date
Zab
Almost Perftec! Aw, crap.
Okay little one is in bed and presents are set, milk and cookies devoured. Now for a truly terrible xmas joke that I always laugh at... of the Star Wars variety...
The Republic is at war, the Jedi are being persecuted and Anakin is once again squaring off with Count Dooku who is trying to convince him to join the dark side as they trade a flurry of lightsaber blows...
DooKu: Anakin, the dark side is more powerful than anything you can imagine!
Anakin: Lies.
Dooku: NO? I'll prove it. I know what you are getting for Christmas this year!
Anakin; Impossible! How?
Dooku: I sensed your presents.
Merry Christmas all! What other terrible jokes have you heard this festive season? :smile-big:
The Republic is at war, the Jedi are being persecuted and Anakin is once again squaring off with Count Dooku who is trying to convince him to join the dark side as they trade a flurry of lightsaber blows...
DooKu: Anakin, the dark side is more powerful than anything you can imagine!
Anakin: Lies.
Dooku: NO? I'll prove it. I know what you are getting for Christmas this year!
Anakin; Impossible! How?
Dooku: I sensed your presents.
Merry Christmas all! What other terrible jokes have you heard this festive season? :smile-big:
