How scared am I

Talion

Talion

New member
I\'m getting married tomorrow.

And I\'m \"bricking it\"!!!!!!!

At the moment though can\'t see past the ceremony - Scared I might throw up, or pass out.

I can\'t believe for 35mins worth of talking in the ceremony how bloody scared I am.

It\'s kinda a LOTR/Autumn wedding, and did all the receptions stuff myself so looking forward to seeing it all pulled together.
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Congrats and good luck! Don\'t let nerves get to you. What\'s to be scared about?

Hope it\'s not a dry reception. I place 1000 pox\'s on all people who host dry weddings.

Just sit back and enjoy the spotlight. You and your wife have the rest of your lives to look back at this very single important day and nitpick over all the small things each of you did wrong on that day. You can listen to her whine about the ugly flowers, how the DJ was late, why your uncle got smashed and ruined the cake cutting ceremony, how the groom got too drunk and passed out in the honeymoon suite etc....

have fun, and relax!
 
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Davyboy74

New member
Im with Groucho Marx on this one: \"They say marriage is an institution, who wants to spend thier life in an institution?\" lol

Joking aside, enjoy your day :)
 
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Fur Ball

Guest
Congratulations. I’ve been married for 18 years and still remember my wedding day fondly. There are a few words of wisdom I can give you. First, don’t forget to breath. That’s how fainting occurs, but just in case have your best man close to you to catch you. Second speak clearly in a MANLY voice. No prepubescent cracking please. And thirdly relax because after a few drinks you are going to dance badly and your friends are going to remember that more than the fact you were nervous. ;)
Have a wonderful life together.:beer:
 
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mud duck

New member
Congratulates!
And if I may, remember the the bit from the holy book of ordinance on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Had a friend who\'s bride in training?!? who was a complete wreck, and the groom was repeating this for her to help relax her at the altar.
So deep breath, a quick nip to bolster the old courage, and a big dopey smile.
Remember the wedding has nothing to do with the bride, and less the groom. It\'s for those crazy relatives that every one has to show their stuff :D
Good Luck and remeber that we\'re all pulling for you.

Oh and \"Chicken Dance\" once for me, Remember it is the Polka of Passion!lollol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: Congratulations

besides the \"Chicken Dance\" don\'t forget male in-laws must get drunk and \"break dance\";)lol
 
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DaN

New member
Ding dong the bells are gonna chiiiime,
Pull out the stopaahh,
Let\'s \'ave a whoppaah,
Just get me to the church on tiiiiiimeeeee :beer:
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Remember to breathe.

This is your bride\'s day. Help her enjoy it. She\'s probably been planning it since she was 5.

Everything won\'t be perfect. Something will go wrong. Let someone else worry about it. At the end of the day, you won\'t be any more or less married.

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Congradulations. May you have many years of wedded bliss.
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
[quote ..... At the end of the day, you won\'t be any more or less married.
[/quote]

I don\'t mean to scare anybidy but this is not neccesarily the case.

My wife works at Family Law Court (Divorces \'r Us...) and I have some AWESOME stories that have weddings go SO bad MANY people wound up quite a bit less married then when they started the day. Never let anyone bring a camera to a stag party....

But to Talion, don\'t worry, YOUR wedding will go great!
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
<Big sloppy wet kisses>

You\'ll be fine. That\'s what weddings are for. To keep the couple so busy they don\'t have TIME to run away.

I\'ll give you the words of wisdom that my grandfather gave me when I got married: \"Weddings have only 1 purpose. To prove to the new couple that nothing EVER goes as planned.\"

Congrats and we want PHOTOS! :drunk:
 
Einion

Einion

New member
Well I\'m glad I checked the thread! Best of luck mate, I feel the same way about public speaking. FWIW I\'d try not to think about it ahead of time.

Have a great day :beer: Best to the new missus!

Einion
 
PegaZus

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Don\'t worry things will go fine. Just remember to turn the phone off. My brother didn\'t and when it came to the \"speak now or forever hold your peace\" part, it went off! He had to toss it back to his best man because he was so shaken at that point he couldn\'t get it off. Best thing was that it was a wrong number when we looked later. Just perfect timing!
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by wiccanpony
please please.... don\'t ever make your bride\'s maids wear orange:no:
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But Donna, my wedding, the bridesmaids were in blaze orange and the groomsmen were in cammo.
:eek: :flip: lol
 
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