Hi Everyone!

[Manus]

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by Avelorn
Hey welcome!

I\'m the guy that writes really long posts.. and people generally reads half of them and then stops and say \"yeayeah he\'s probably righ\" What they don\'t know is that I always use the last paragraphs to describe different sex positions like the \"tornado\" and \"take it away Homer\"...

Nono, we read those too... and says \"yeayeah he\'s probably right...\" :innocent:

....and then wonder how the h... did he hear about those in Sweden lol (can\'t figure out if I want to know what \"take it away Homer\" is)

 

[spazzy]

I must admit to a bit of morbid curiosity... do tell...

 

[dauber22]

Ritual - he said it was ESSENTIALLY his first trip to the Forums! Cut \'im some slack, will ya! It\'s like when your girlfriend told you she was ESSENTIALLY a virgin when you met because she\'d only had sex twice before. And since it was with the same rugby team both times, it shouldn\'t hardly count as twice anyways.

Welcome to the Forums, DwarfMan1 - if we haven\'t already scared you off Following the sage advice given elsewhere in the Forums by Mmooddeerraahhuu, I will take you at your word about the second half of your name, having not yet sexed enough elves to qualify for dwarves yet.