Hello, my name is chris and I am a addict......
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wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:innocent: I am not an \"addict\", I can quit anytime....no, really!.........stop laughing..........I said! Stop laughing :cussing:
I would rather cut my wrists before I go shopping with a man. The \"are we done yet\" are grounds for murder:evil:
I would rather cut my wrists before I go shopping with a man. The \"are we done yet\" are grounds for murder:evil:
Torn blue sky
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*sigh* are you done yet??? :twisted:
airhead
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yep, 30 years of minis here. maybe 25% painted. still buying more. and brushes, and paints, and art supplies for basing (yea, basing - that is what I tell her anyway).
Then there is Bill Hirst. (www.hirstarts.com) That man is evil incarnate. Hours mixing plaster & water and making leggos for grownups.
Finally I\'ve found that male selective deafness is a huge asset for ass questions. If asked, stare intently at the TV, store window, whatever - just not in her direction. Totally ignor her. She is not in the room. She did not speak. You did not hear. No flinch, no reaction at all.
Then there is Bill Hirst. (www.hirstarts.com) That man is evil incarnate. Hours mixing plaster & water and making leggos for grownups.
Finally I\'ve found that male selective deafness is a huge asset for ass questions. If asked, stare intently at the TV, store window, whatever - just not in her direction. Totally ignor her. She is not in the room. She did not speak. You did not hear. No flinch, no reaction at all.
War Griffon
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I took my little sister shopping once so she could choose her birthday present from me 3 hours and 8 clothes shops later we crawl back into the first one to buy the skirt she liked in that shop :cussing::cussing::cussing: Never again, you females want to go shopping fine leave me at home or in the nearest model shop...
Torn blue sky
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It\'s ALWAYS the first damn shop! ALWAYS!!!! i usually hang about the first one and wait a bit...I know they\'ll be back...
Hieronymus
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I was shopping with my wife just last night. For her, it\'s a process, probably because of an instinct to gather or collect resources put in her genetic make-up from a hundred thousand years ago. I told her that for me, shopping is about achieving a goal. I go to the store and single-mindedly seek out the one thing I came in to buy.
I said , \"It\'s like tracking an animal through the forest to hunt it. I\'m focused and I don\'t waste any time.\"
She said, \"Instead of complaining about how long I\'m taking, why don\'t go out and kill yourself some new underwear?\"lol
I said , \"It\'s like tracking an animal through the forest to hunt it. I\'m focused and I don\'t waste any time.\"
She said, \"Instead of complaining about how long I\'m taking, why don\'t go out and kill yourself some new underwear?\"lol
Torn blue sky
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I hope you explained that y-fronts are a voracious foe, and for the task you would need to train for 10 years minimum with the shaolin monks.
Only after you snatch the pebble from my hand, are you ready my son...
See this scar? Brown and beige retro fronts circa 1970. Nasty one that...
Only after you snatch the pebble from my hand, are you ready my son...
See this scar? Brown and beige retro fronts circa 1970. Nasty one that...
farseerlum
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the correct responce to \"does my bum look big in this\" is \"move i can\'t see the TV.\"
when shopping it is \"you buy it and we go home or we go home. take your pick\"
of course after losing pints of blood i have developed an ability to find people to go shopping with her instead of me.
i have a lot of enemies. lol
when shopping it is \"you buy it and we go home or we go home. take your pick\"
of course after losing pints of blood i have developed an ability to find people to go shopping with her instead of me.
i have a lot of enemies. lol
Talion
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I\'ve manged to get out of the shopping with the little lady.
It\'s simple go with to a clothes shop, she picks something up
\"Do you like this?\" respond \"Yeah\",
move to the next hanger
\"Do you like this?\" response \"Yeah\",
etc, etc.........your not saying anything bad, but it\'ll annoy her she won\'t want you with her again.
It\'s simple go with to a clothes shop, she picks something up
\"Do you like this?\" respond \"Yeah\",
move to the next hanger
\"Do you like this?\" response \"Yeah\",
etc, etc.........your not saying anything bad, but it\'ll annoy her she won\'t want you with her again.
My techique as always to scrounge the racks for the absolutely most outrageaous, gaudy, ugly thing I could find, pull it out, admire it for a moment or two and then say: \"Hey, honey. This is kind of nice, don\'t you think.\" It\'s a surprisingly effective technique. Not only do I know longer have to shop with the wife, I no longer HAVE a wife 
A word of caution, though. Having the wife and shopping with her was cheaper in the long run than having x1
A word of caution, though. Having the wife and shopping with her was cheaper in the long run than having x1
Torn blue sky
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Another good tactic (but you have to be completely comfortable with your sexuality to pull this one off!). Take a heap of clothes into the changing room and parade yourself in front of the whole store. She\'ll be so mortified she\'ll never ask you to go shopping with her again.
I actually did sorta do this, but it was just underware over my trousers...I\'t wasn\'t long after watching Mallrats...She wasn\'t mortified, but she couldn\'t wait to get home...Mehehehe, Alriiiiiiiite
I actually did sorta do this, but it was just underware over my trousers...I\'t wasn\'t long after watching Mallrats...She wasn\'t mortified, but she couldn\'t wait to get home...Mehehehe, Alriiiiiiiite
chrismisterx
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Well when i go shopping with my wife i have a easy tactic...
\"Can we just pop to GW before we go to your shops love\"
Hour later of asking my wife which models she likes, she normally just leaves and tells me she will be back here after she is done!
best part is I always get to buy some models and dont get wrong as she was buying stuff too!
\"Can we just pop to GW before we go to your shops love\"
Hour later of asking my wife which models she likes, she normally just leaves and tells me she will be back here after she is done!
best part is I always get to buy some models and dont get wrong as she was buying stuff too!
stumpkiller
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Jeez guys... i never ask my husband that... and he is honest with me when i ask him if something looks ok on me... no hurt feelings... sometimes I listen sometimes I dont, but... hes usually right... (shhhhh dont tell him I said that hehehehe)
Torn blue sky
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Ok 1 case in exeption. But your wierd, i like you.
Ok 1 case in exeption. But your wierd, i like you.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
ok you men....how would you feel about shopping in :twisted:Victoria\'s Secret:twisted:farseerlum
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sounds great! do they sell granny knickers there?
i can\'t believe she wears granny knickers
i can\'t believe she wears granny knickers
Ebonbuddha
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This is strange. My wife never ask me my opinion about clothes, takes me shopping, or if her bum looks too big. I thought these were all jokes. ???
I, like a lot of black men, like a nice bottom on an woman. If my wife got a $1 for every time I touched her bum, she would happy.
I, like a lot of black men, like a nice bottom on an woman. If my wife got a $1 for every time I touched her bum, she would happy.
Originally posted by wiccanpony
