Hello, my name is chris and I am a addict......

[chrismisterx]

wow just checked my bank balance, I have spent nearly £2000 in minis and paints / brushes etc in the last few weeks!

This morning ordered a load of dark elf stuff, as I enjoyed reading a story about them...

Anyone else have this problem, of just buying minis for the sake of it ?

Also hands up the people, like me, who has sooooo many half painted minis around, I start something then half way through see another mini, buy it and start that......

Maybe I need help.........

 

[Sand Rat]

Slacker -

You only have the begining phases of mini-itis -

Wait till you been doing this for 30 or so years, have a table, closets, and a shed full of minis that arent finished, and look at the wife/gf/husband/bf and say,\"I need to buy more minis cause I got nothing to paint.\"

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Originally posted by steelcult
Slacker -

You only have the begining phases of mini-itis -

Wait till you been doing this for 30 or so years, have a table, closets, and a shed full of minis that arent finished, and look at the wife/gf/husband/bf and say,\"I need to buy more minis cause I got nothing to paint.\"

lol That is so true!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

I\'m sitting at work with my desk cluttered up with minis, boxes of minis, paints, brushes etc that I\'ve been buying over the net and having delivered here so the wife won\'t see. At home, I\'ve got draws and boxes filled with secret minis. I know that only a very small percentage of these will ever get painted and I spend a lot more time buying than I do painting.

...and now I\'m addicted to this site as wel :duh:

 

[Hoblit]

Next time your wife uses the \"I have nothing to wear\" comment at least you have a response all ready.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Hoblit
Next time your wife uses the \"I have nothing to wear\" comment at least you have a response all ready.

... now I just need the answer to \"does my bum look big in this?\" without getting slapped again lol

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by Hoblit
Next time your wife uses the \"I have nothing to wear\" comment at least you have a response all ready.

... now I just need the answer to \"does my bum look big in this?\" without getting slapped again lol

The tactful answer is of course:

\"No, but it doesn\'t look quite right on you. I think the design cut isn\'t very flattering.\"



[size=-2]From many years of working with Prima Donna\'s I have ended up with a PhD in tact & diplomacy. [/size]

 

[Highbulp Billy]

For a moment there I just read the first line as - The tactful answer is \"Of course\". Man that would have gotten me killed if I hadn\'t read further lol

I had previously been using the Jimmy Carr response \"I don\'t know, let me step back a bit so I can see it all!\"

 

[Talion]

The tactful answer is of course:

\"No, but it doesn\'t look quite right on you. I think the design cut isn\'t very flattering.\"

Are you talking about the clothes she\'s wearing or her bum? If i tell my misses her bum doesn\'t look quite right on her, I\'m still a dead man.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Lets face it, you could be able to declare world peace and an end to all hostilites, but you\'d still be utterly screwed when faced with that question.
I invested/borrowed.../nicked, NAY, liberated a steel helmet for such occasions.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Lets face it, you could be able to declare world peace and an end to all hostilites, but you\'d still be utterly screwed when faced with that question.
I invested/borrowed.../nicked, NAY, liberated a steel helmet for such occasions.

Steel helmet sounds cool but... does your bum look big in it? lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

I place it stratigically over my groin, my arse is the least of my worries in that situation...

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Insert shiny helmet innuendo here
[________________]
:bouncy:

 

[Talion]

So TBS do you shine it yourself or does your woman do it for you???


(innuendo inserted)

 

[Hoblit]

Of course, you could always go with.

Nah love, it\'s not the clothes that make your bum look big.

Of course, you\'d better hope your friends have a place for you to sleep.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

(innuendo inserted)

heehee, that sounds rude :redface:

 

[Talion]

How about.

\"It\'s not your bum looking big you need to worry about\"

 

[Torn blue sky]

I have a machine to do that, I\'m very ritch you know...
I own many wenches and a few properties scattered about the world.
Did i mention I have a yacht?

 

[No Such Agency]

I told my missus her bum wasn\'t big, but she should get it exchanged, the one they gave her had a crack in it.

wa waaaaaa

 

[Torn blue sky]

I like it! defuse a hostile situation with comedy...genius. I\'d prolly get a kicking anyway for changing the subject or something Me no LIKEY!!!