Cock fighting or If I beat my wife with a chicken and the chicken lives will i get in trouble?

minimaker

New member
Origineel geplaatst door Equus...maybe I will move to the Netherlands. Got some good fringe theatre companies up there, minimaker? :D
Certainly. Just spend some time in the art scene of Amsterdam or den Hague and you should be able to find some. :) Stand-up comedy seems more popular though. We\'ve have a lot of English speaking ones on tour here.

About those hitching posts, well, there are many of those laws around that are obsolete but people have forgotten about. Same here in the Netherlands. The law forbidding women to enter bars was only repealed some 10 years ago. Nobody knew about the law till somebody had a look and laughed his head off. Never saw a law repealed that fast as that one!

About silly laws for criminals:
Washington state:
\"It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.\"
Somehow the law doesn\'t seem effective. Wonder why. lol

This is a law of which I\'d love to know the background story:
Longmeadow Laws
It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.
 

philologus

Subgenius
dumb laws

What about the one from Wyoming. You can\'t have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

You can\'t make this stuff up.
 

MarkusTay

New member
Uh-Oh...

Glad I didn\'t drive through Wyoming the last time it was \"Sheeps night out\". lol

Sure they\'re a little greasy, but the sex ain\'t half Baaaaaaaaaaaa d. :D

Stupid laws: A few years ago a man had his wife arressted for adultery. It seams Conneticut is one of only two states that still have laws against that.

Hmmmmmm... then again, maybe that one isn\'t so stupid... :rolleyes:
 

Naukhel

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Originally posted by ipaintminis
i remember hearing about that. the gator was in their only bath tub. crazy floridians

their either snow birds (no offense you people up north) that dont know how to drive, or are too old to drive or effed up crazy :D

Speaking as a Canadian with lots of \'Snow Bird\' neighbors.... all of the above. They can\'t drive. They\'re too old to drive (and sometimes so shrunken they can\'t see over the dashboard anymore), AND \'effed up crazy\'.

My next door neighbor nearly gave himself a heart attack because I shovelled snow from the driveway onto his snow-covered lawn. Like the whites didn\'t blend well, or something....
 

philologus

Subgenius
@Shawn R.L. : Well, I thought I was the only one framiliar with the old \'chrono synclastic infandibulim\'.

All hail Kurt, Are you a proton-7 by any chance?
 

Equus

New member
Originally posted by minimaker
Certainly. Just spend some time in the art scene of Amsterdam or den Hague and you should be able to find some. :) Stand-up comedy seems more popular though. We\'ve have a lot of English speaking ones on tour here.

Hrm...maybe I can convince my theatre company to do a tour. That would be fun! :D
 

Grizzix

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sorry to bring up an old thread but thought i should update. . . our high, speed low drag state representatives(because of the big stink this caused im sure) are now reviewing the bill they passed up that would make domestic violence a felony.
 
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