If it wouldn't fit in your mouth, don't try and stick it up your nose. Hello! this is a public service announcement, brought to you in part, by my fingers and some would argue my brain. I like being alive, its great i imagine its much better then being dead although i would say that because i am alive, and we tend to be a bit biased about these sort of things. In addition to being alive; i like being a human as this i also consider in my pan-species xenophobic way to be better then being a sea cucumber or maybe a tape worm. Altough again this might be attributed to mine and my species habit for self congratulation and it might be terribly nice to be a tapeworm, with all that food and no having to move. You go on and have a nice day now!

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