You can\'t eat your cake and have it, too.

[Tylith]

Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre, and it always is, except for the birds.
And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like \"Poo-tee-weet?\"

 

[ilynx2k4]

Oh great...

*Looks over shoulder* Who gave Tylith the blue pills again?

 

[Avelorn]

ha ha ha.. oh yes that\'s nice (stiff smile)

*quickly takes cover under a table*

 

[Shawn R. L.]

They\'re comming to take YOU away, he he, ha ha, ho ho.................:|~lol:idea:

 

[Equus]

So are they putting something in the drinking water down there or something?

 

[marineboy]

Tylith! Come down from there!

 

[Modderrhu]

*sigh* There is no spoon. *sigh*

 

[wiccanpony]

I can cook...so....I can have my cake and eat it too (that is, if the kids don\'t get to it before I do ) :duh::flip:

 

[freakinacage]

whats the point of having cake if you can\'t eat it?

 

[EricJ]

you CAN have your cake and eat it too, you CAN\'T eat your cake and have it too...

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Mmmmmmm, caaaaaakkkkeee.

 

[RedDawn]

I will if it\'s chocolate!

Just try and take that cake away from me - I dare ya!!

 

[EricJ]

although I suppose you could have your cake again after eating if you waited a little...although I wouldn\'t suggest eating it again...

 

[ZaPhOd]

HEY KID! Get out of that Jello tree!

 

[finn17]

What Zaphod said...

It\'s not often we agree:flip:

 

[MarkusTay]

Last weeks news...

Sorry Tylith, but massacring your fellow students is like sooooo last week. This weeks favorite past time - Junior High School Teachers who sleep with their students. That Crazy Biotch in Washington started the whole thing a couple years ago, and now its become an epidemic! A few days ago there was one in Florida (I think), and today I read about one here in NY. The NY kid musta sucked in the sack, though, the teacher only gave him a 65 for the year.
lollollol

The one in Florida is pretty hot looking. All I gotta say is -

Where the hell were all this horny teachers when I was in 8th grade!?

 

[finn17]

\'kin \'ell!!

Originally posted by MarkusTay
The NY kid musta sucked in the sack, though, the teacher only gave him a 65 for the year.lollollol

For a whole year! I give myself a pat on the back after five minutes

 

[Drake Farstrider]

That Crazy Biotch in Washington started the whole thing a couple years ago, and now its become an epidemic!

I have some good friends that were students of hers before that happened. They never got to sleep with her. I know that they are mad about it too.

 

[MarkusTay]

Originally posted by finn17

Originally posted by MarkusTay
The NY kid musta sucked in the sack, though, the teacher only gave him a 65 for the year.lollollol

For a whole year! I give myself a pat on the back after five minutes

lollollol

Nowadays I\'m asleep by the 5th minute.

 

[Trevor]

\"Cake or Death?\"

\"Uuuumm... Death. No. Cake\"