evil tendencies
Cake or Death?
Times are tough, especially if you\'re a broken clock.
Words to live by
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Shawn R. L.
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\"walk a mile in another man\'s shoes, then you\'ll be a mile away and you got the dude\'s shoes!\"
Dragonsreach
Super Moderator
Thre very good ones.
\"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in!\"
\"Small change can often be found under seat cushions.\"
\"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.\"
\"What a wonderful world it is that has girls in!\"
\"Small change can often be found under seat cushions.\"
\"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.\"
mattsterbenz
New member
Never trust a wet fart.
Don\'t eat anything you cough up.
-Matt
Don\'t eat anything you cough up.
-Matt
ScottRadom
Shogun of Saskatchewan
-Always get at least 12 hours of sleep
-Never have sex with a woman who has a tatoo of a dagger anywhere on her body
-Never play cards with a man named after a city
-Never have sex with a woman who has a tatoo of a dagger anywhere on her body
-Never play cards with a man named after a city
evil tendencies
Cake or Death?
Always beware of books that walk away and make a sandwich in the middle of a sentence - they\'re probably not that interesting.
Never judge a book by its cover. Read the last page and just say you hated the end.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Less, if you throw them really hard.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Until it bites. Then it\'s free and you
have no bird.
Let sleeping dogs lie. Nobody will believe them, anyway.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Less, if you throw them really hard.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Until it bites. Then it\'s free and you
have no bird.
Let sleeping dogs lie. Nobody will believe them, anyway.
freakinacage
New member
the best way to remove temptation is to give into it
Shawn R. L.
New member
\"when I was born they threw away the mold...................but it grew back.\"
Dragon Forge Design
New member
Shit or get off the pot!
cfwheeler58
New member
My parents moved when I was 2...but I found them.
How can I miss you if you won\'t go away ?
If you leave me, I\'m going with you.
My brother was an only child.
Did your parents have any children who lived ?
Save the whales...collect the whole set.
I\'m a lesbian trapped in a man\'s body.
Visualize Whirled Peas.
\"10,000 BC\" is to History what Godzilla is to Biology ( movie critic )
How can I miss you if you won\'t go away ?
If you leave me, I\'m going with you.
My brother was an only child.
Did your parents have any children who lived ?
Save the whales...collect the whole set.
I\'m a lesbian trapped in a man\'s body.
Visualize Whirled Peas.
\"10,000 BC\" is to History what Godzilla is to Biology ( movie critic )
Beelzebrush
New member
You\'v got to pick some people up.... you\'ve got to let some people down. (great source too... ace band!)
Farin
New member
it´s all fun and games ,´till someone looses an eye - than it´s hillarious
Of cause we have to save the planet - It´s the only one with beer on it
I want to die peacefull in my sleep, like my granddad -and not scared and screaming like his co-driver
To beer - the cause of , and solution to all of lives problems
kids, what did i tell you about drugs - there´s a time and a place and it´s called college
Of cause we have to save the planet - It´s the only one with beer on it
I want to die peacefull in my sleep, like my granddad -and not scared and screaming like his co-driver
To beer - the cause of , and solution to all of lives problems
kids, what did i tell you about drugs - there´s a time and a place and it´s called college
