What if?

lono

New member
Pretty much a complete fantasy scenario for most of us here I know, myself included, but imagine your name has just been called out as the Slayer Sword winner.

You walk on stage, the lights are blaring, loads of people are gazing up at you as you are handed the weapon itself. Right now, for just a short amount of time, you are King of the geeks!

So what do you do now? What pose do you strike? Go for the classic arm raised high? What about possible sweat patches? Take the blade in your other hand because your feeble arm can\'t support it? Don\'t forget that thing is sharp!

Basically, what pose would you strike for the camera?

I\'d like to think I\'d handle it with aplomb, gripping the sword with the pommel at my groin, like an extension of my member, a cheeky look on my face as I sway it left and right. Or perhaps just go on a crazy stabbing spree, starting with Alan Merit!

I really hope I\'m not the only one who has put some thought into this. Come on, share and scare!
 

supervike

Super Moderator
I\'d completely swallow it, but first I will have to take classes on sword swallowing.

Its on my TODO list.
 

Hinton

New member
Well, if I didn\'t completely faint from actually winning one (chances of winning: 1 in a googolplex), I\'d grab the sword, meekly say thanks and hope that no one pummeled me on my way out.
 

Ogrebane

New member
Hey Vike Id pay to see that (yer I know Im a sick ba$ta@d)

I think I would like the point on floor casual leaning on the sword look. And whilst were fantasising Angelina can present the sword to me and then be my date for the evening.
 

johnboyjjb

New member
Originally posted by supervike
I\'d completely swallow it, but first I will have to take classes on sword swallowing.

Its on my TODO list.
That would be quite impressive. Nobody would see it coming.
 

EArkham

Necromancer
Hold it up over my head and yell out, \"Fifty dollars! Who\'ll give me FIFTY DOLLARS!?\"

Or maybe yell out \"By the power of Greyskull!\"

Kep
 

Evil Dave

New member
I\'d take it and slaughter all other competitor\'s making it a to the death competition.
I\'d also be screaming \"There can be only one!\"
Or \"Blood for the Blood God!\"
Or \"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.\"
 

generulpoleaxe

New member
this version is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY&mode=related&search=


i would probably be boring and do the one handed raise.
 

cdukino

New member
I\'d probably kiss the blade and then hold it up horizontally above my head. one hand holding the hilt the other suporting the blade
 

Wolf Fang

New member
need i say more? lol

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War Griffon

New member
For the Star Wars Kid I quite like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Ize9piRWw&mode=related&search=

It might just be an age thig though lol

As for winning the sword I would probably die of fright and shock if they called my name out for that.
 
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