USMC

[Tylith]

I enlisted today. United States Marine Corps.
Rank: Poolee
Awaiting Bootcamp

I was thoroughly dissapointed with my ASVAB scores, [size=-2](86 percentile, if you must know)[/size] I will try again later and get utleast a 95...

Still haven\'t chosen an MOS, but my test scores were utleast good enough to get any job I want...

Longest piss of my life... I had to go before I went in, but it\'s a bitch to go with a man a foot away staring at your penis. It doesn\'t help when they make you drop your pants in front of everyone else, turn on the water, point a high powered fan at your rear, and quote \"The Waterboy.\" The added attention most definitely does not help.

A plus is that the doc is an old chinese lady with bad english (and small fingers)

De-sensitized to nakedness, such a shame

Any CMoNgers current or ex-military?

 

[Klute]

Nice one Tylith.
Anyone willing to serve their country gets a big thumbs up from me.
Good luck and I hope it all works out for you.

 

[marineboy]

It\'ll give you the best and owrst experiences you\'ll ever have.

Big thumbs up, Tylith.

 

[Sand Rat]

Well, Tylith, congratulations on your enlistment. If you make it over here, and you probably will, look me up - I aint leaving for a while.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Well done trooper, you\'ve just joined the greatest fighting force in the world.

 

[supervike]

i salute you!!

cuz of guys like you...alot of us get to do the things we want.

 

[Sturmhalo]

Private Pile what is your major malfunction?!!!

 

[Frustrated Father]

Congratulations and my hat off to you for joining the USMC - it\'ll be a life change and one for the better for you I hope!

Born in the woods.
Raised by a bear.
I gotta double set of jaw teeth.
and a triple coat of hair.
Two brass balls.
and a cast-iron rod.
I\'m a mean devil dog,
a Marine by God.

 

[Itchy]

Congrats Tylith! Watch out if you do get sent to the sand box.

@ FF - Is THAT where the devil dogs came from? Always wondered why they call Marines that!:idea:

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by supervike
cuz of guys like you...alot of us get to do the things we want.

Nah, that\'s just America\'s foreign \'policy\' Vike!

 

[airhead]

Lots of waiting interspaced with short periods of total chaos and panic.

\"People sleep peacably in their beds only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf \"

Take care of yourself, enjoy the roller coaster ride.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Hey way to go man. I agree with Klute, 2 big thumbs up here. What are you wanting to do in the Marine Corps.?

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Hoo rah!! Thanx for your service.