Top 10 reasons there IS God

[beowulfthehunter]

Since some one started a tounge in cheek post about how there is no God. I want to do the opposite.



1. Breast Implants
2. Wonder Bras
3. Viagra
4. Miniature painting
5. Game companies
6.Kate Winslet
7. Alison Hannigan
8.Chicago Style Pizza
9. Fried Foods (and Bypass surgeries to fix the problems caused)
10. Convertibles on a country road in the summer.

 

[philologus]

Same response as in the other thread:

SEX.

There\'s a lot of reasons I believe, but this one is proof positive for me that God loves us; and is a genius.

 

[DaN]

Alyson Hannigan ... Mmmm ... Willow ...

 

[freakinacage]

surely points 1,2,6 and 7 mean that 3 is worthless?!!

 

[finn17]

Nice idea Mr Hunter, but with the exception of 6 *Yuk* and 7 *drool* the rest are simple evidence of why science and human creativity exists surely???

 

[Brimshack]

A Southern Baptist once asked me what I was going to do when I faced God\'s judgement in the afterlife. What was I going to say when I found out withabsolute certainty that God does in fact exist?

I told him that I would drop to my knees and beg Allah\'s forgiveness.



I wonder if there is a list of top 10 reasons Satan exists?

...oddly enough Breast Implants might go on that list too.

 

[philologus]

Originally posted by Brimshack
A Southern Baptist once asked me what I was going to do when I faced God\'s judgement in the afterlife. What was I going to say when I found out withabsolute certainty that God does in fact exist?

I told him that I would drop to my knees and beg Allah\'s forgiveness.

I hope for your sake the angels didn\'t eat beans on that particular day:

Allah\'s Apostle said, \"The angels keep on asking Allah\'s forgiveness for anyone of you, as long as he is at his Mu,salla (praying place) and he does not pass wind (Hadath). They say, \'O Allah! Forgive him, O Allah! be Merciful to him.\" - Volume 1, Book 8, Number 436: Narrated Abu Huraira:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by freakinacage
surely points 1,2,6 and 7 mean that 3 is worthless?!!

Or priceless, depending on your age

 

[ilynx2k4]

Number seven is my personal favourite

*digs up his buffy DVD collection*

 

[Brimshack]

Originally posted by philologus
I hope for your sake the angels didn\'t eat beans on that particular day:

Allah\'s Apostle said, \"The angels keep on asking Allah\'s forgiveness for anyone of you, as long as he is at his Mu,salla (praying place) and he does not pass wind (Hadath). They say, \'O Allah! Forgive him, O Allah! be Merciful to him.\" - Volume 1, Book 8, Number 436: Narrated Abu Huraira:

No brokoli for angels

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by finn17
Nice idea Mr Hunter, but with the exception of 6 *Yuk* and 7 *drool* the rest are simple evidence of why science and human creativity exists surely???

I agree with Finn, with one exception No 6.
After having watched \"The Holiday\" Kate Winslett has gone up in my estimation. Some good comedic moments from that young woman.
(Almost makes up for Tit & Nic...............Ooops what a giveaway I mean Titanic. lol )

 

[finn17]

Never forgiven her for \'Hideous Kinky\'

It took casualty staff 3 hours to re-infuse me and stitch my wrists back after watching that.:innocent:

 

[Brimshack]

I actually liked parts of Hideous Kinky, partly because it reminded me of some of the hippie parents that I used to know as a kid. ...the ones whose kids always wound up at our house with my parents feeding them. The main character\'s neglect of her kids education and security while she pursues a spiritual quest sort of struck a cord. I also liked the Sufi master\'s attitude towards her. Reminded me a lot of some of the New Age adherents who hitch hike into the reservation looking for Indian wisdom. Wisdom like ...It\'s going to snow tonight, you need to get in out of the cold.

The movie was WAY too long though, but that\'s the fault of someone on the other side of teh camera. Kate was cool.

Titanic though, that was an AWEUL movie. She deserves abuse for that one.

 

[treide]

I liked Kate in Iris and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. She was also good in The Life of David Gale.

As far as sex appeal for British actresses goes, I prefer Rachel Weisz.