Three Word Reviews

[BarstoolProphet]

Exactly what it sounds like.

Take a movie, an album, a song, a product of whatever sort, and give your opinion of it in only three words.

Examples:

Kraft Dinner : It\'s the cheesiest.
Guns \'n\' Roses - Appetite For Destruction: Mostly good album.
Braveheart: Too much Mel.
The Ring: Scary as s***
Canadian Beef: Best food ever.

And people... don\'t tick off our mods by doing one review per post...

 

[ScottRadom]

Gran Torino: Unforgiven is better
Fertilizer season in Saskatchewan: Everything smells shitty
Third Reich: Best dressed soldiers
Detroit Red Wings: Shoulda been champs
Captain America: Best Hero ever
Earth: Best Planet ever
From the stand-up arcade game \"Karate Champ\"-front lunge punch: Lamest move ever
Sweden: Looks like dick
Florida: Looks like Dick
Monopoly guy : Second Place Beauty
Chris Radom: Owes me money
My wife: Not getting younger
My kids: Not getting easier
My Job: Not getting smarter
My gut: Perfect 10 belly
My Eyebrow: Kicks your ass
Phantom Menace: : Lucas must Die
Quantum of Solace: Bolivia still sucks

 

[Gilvan Blight]

Interesting.

D&D 4th edition - Fun but Different

Games Workshop - Overpriced Overproduced Underwhelming

Star Trek - Really Rocking Reboot

Oooh that last one made me think of something even more interesting. Add Alliteration.

 

[PegaZus]

Star Trek reboot: dirty industrial film
this spring: What the hell?
The Shawshank Redemption: Good as always
Star Wars IV-VI: Man oh man!
Star Wars I-III: What the hell?
McCaffrey\'s Pern novels: I detect repetition
Miki Falls: Good; not manga
Up: Great fun! Squirrel!
Tiling the kitchen wall: Stunning, but tiresome
Home Depot and Lowe\'s: Suck wallets dry
Tile saws: Works for minis?
Pro/E: Devil\'s spawn! DIE!
Catia: Please, please, PLEASE!

Okay, my mind, like a grouting sponge after a hard day, has been rung dry. Ignore everything above as it was more or less rambling. Except for Pro/E. May it die a vile, horrible, death upon which every horrible way to die is compared to from this point on until the heat death of the universe, which is actually quite stunning in infrared, I hear.

And for the two of you who maybe know what I\'m talking about: :beer:

 

[Shadzar]

D&D 4th edition: Expensive toilet paper

Sony PSP Go: Hear me now?

Big Mac: Thousand Island Dressing!

Mountain Dew: P*** colored water

D&D minis: Pulverized PVC piles

 

[Amazon warrior]

Terminator Salvation: Rather expensive sillyness or Buckmisterfullerenes did it!!!!!
A Song of Ice and Fire: Hardcore waiting game
My laptop: Doesn\'t like beer
Smart Max: Stunningly awesome resin
Ilyad Games: I missed it!
Rackham: Disappointments are us
German customs: Stupidly malicious w****rs

 

[Arma]

UFC 99: Really good show
Favourite Tank: Russian T34-76 Mod
Favourite Movie: The Big Lebowski
Today\'s Weather: Humid but nice
Today\'s Lunch: Chicken Rice Brocolli

 

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by Amazon warrior
A Song of Ice and Fire: Hardcore waiting game

Don\'t remind me! lol

 

[Aliengod3]

Porn: always use lube :innocent:

 

[cleen X]

Originally posted by Aliengod3
Porn: always use lube :innocent:

Amen

 

[GoffRokka]

Dark Heresy RPG: Chtulu meets 40k
Home ownership: Endless to-do list
Kyocera Neo Cell Phone: Necrons made it
My wife: nagging for babies
Toronto, Canada: A Cleaner Chicago
United Airlines: almost killed me
Showtime Rotisserie: Set and Forget!