And not Exclusive-
Uncle Honk & Butch ($15 for set)
“Pull my finger!”
Little is known about Uncle Honk, as he likes to call himself. Most people think that he used to work in a circus. Some mutter that, more likely, he was a patient in a psychiatric hospital. What everyone knows for sure, however, is Uncle Honk is a brute with a taste for the circus world and zombicide. If he likes you, you can rely on him and all his formidable might. He’ll expect the same in return, of course. Uncle Honk likes to taunt zombies every once in a while, to get in a “funny” during a fight. With his blood-chilling laugh, Uncle Honk is both your best friend and your worst nightmare.
“This... (smack).... is ... (thump) .... the .... (crunch)... life!”
After graduation, Butch held down a deadend job for a while before embracing the biker life. For him, it wasn’t really about the one percenter life, but more about getting some freedom of choice, a little room to breath in a constricted world. Better to die young with stories to tell than as a senile fool in a gloomy hospital, right? Living on the edge taught Butch a useful trick or two that let him survive when the zombies invaded. Absolute freedom is now at hand, and despite all the slaughter, life is good....
Padre Johnson & Bones ($15 for set)
“The Lord says... Boom!”
Padre Johnson led his small flock during the early days of the apocalypse, until they were finally, inevitably overrun. The Padre was the only survivor, miraculously emerging unscathed from the ruins of his church. Now he spreads the good Word amongst the survivors, albeit slightly unhinged from his narrow escape from death. Still he's handy with a shotgun and a quick prayer, and is always a welcome sight.
“This gives me an idea for a song...”
Bones is (or was) the lead guitarist of a heavy metal band famous the world over... but lately things have been getting a little stale. World tours, sell out stadiums, groupies, even the drugs and booze just weren't that fun anymore. In his darkest and most sober moments, Bones knew he hadn't really done anything creative for the best part of a decade - just rehashing the same old thing over and over....
The zombie apocalypse changed all that of course, and ironically Bones is now incredibly inspired to create songs about death, blood and liberation! Unfortunately, electricity is hard to come by so he's perfecting his strictly acoustic metal for now.
Angry Mary & Red Cap Ben
“Don't call me angry!”
Mary used to lead a peaceful life in retail, with a husband (cop), two kids and a house with a white picket fence. Then the zombies came and took it all. Returning home to an (almost) empty house one day, she narrowly escaped becoming zombie chow by dispatching the untidy interlopers of her lovely home. Something snapped, and the wild energy of her misspent youth came roaring back. Mary emptied her husband’s gun safe and turned into an urban warrior. She does seem to have a special grudge against zombies though and never passes up a chance to kill them.
“They put something in the water so they can mind control us!”
As a young boy, Ben was strongly influenced by the Cold War and the fashion for survival that abounded from the 60’s to the 80’s. He went from job to job, knowing the inevitable would happen and preparing for it. He didn’t really expect zombies to show up, though, and still suspects it might be a government conspiracy. Nowadays, Ben is best known as “the red cap”, a hardcore survivalist with numerous successes on what seemed impossible missions. As grumpy as he acts, Ben likes the nickname.
