evil tendencies
Cake or Death?
A couple folks recently sent me some links from an old internet meme that I really got a kick out of: a list of "rejected" children's book titles. I can't sleep tonight, so I thought I'd share my favorites and a couple of my own design; if this isn't as funny to you fully-rested people as it is to me, I apologize.
If you have some of your own, I'd love to see them, but please keep them clean - the dirty ones aren't usually that funny, and I'd hate to see the thread get closed.
The ones I found:
1) "You're Different, and That's Bad."
2) "Mommy Loves Baby More Than You."
3) "Strangers Have the Best Candy."
4) "The Man in the Moon is Satan."
5) "Timmy's the Wrong Color to be Your Friend."
The ones I made up:
6) "Curious George Plays Freeway Chicken"
7) "My First Illustrated H.P. Lovecraft"
8) "All Good People Are Rich"
9) "Good Grades are for Losers."
10) "10 Stupid Laws Children Can Ignore"
If you have some of your own, I'd love to see them, but please keep them clean - the dirty ones aren't usually that funny, and I'd hate to see the thread get closed.
The ones I found:
1) "You're Different, and That's Bad."
2) "Mommy Loves Baby More Than You."
3) "Strangers Have the Best Candy."
4) "The Man in the Moon is Satan."
5) "Timmy's the Wrong Color to be Your Friend."
The ones I made up:
6) "Curious George Plays Freeway Chicken"
7) "My First Illustrated H.P. Lovecraft"
8) "All Good People Are Rich"
9) "Good Grades are for Losers."
10) "10 Stupid Laws Children Can Ignore"
