beowulfthehunter
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I am working on a large project for one of my clients and when I do I usualy fill my day with watching rented movies.
Going to my local Family Video (love that considering they have a porno section) I was perusing though the movies on the mian shelf and picked up a few: Game 6 (great movie), Freedomland, and looking for a 3rd movi because I had a buy two get one free coupon I came across \"Pirates.\" What struck me other then the scantilyclad females on the box was that they where all well known porn actresses and the video was put out by a well known porno studio. This struck me as odd as this movie was on the main movie shelves and not in the \"back room.\" For giggles and becasue it was free I rented it.
This movie was great! It was so funny I laughed my butt off all throughout. First for those concerned this movie is only Rated R and the amount of nudity is equal to what one would find looking through a Clyde Cadwal or Larry Elmore Art book. Heck the Reaper Cataloge is more hardcore then this movie.
The plot is the generic stop the bad guys from gaining a wonderous artifact of power. But what makes this movie so funny is how badly acted it is. There is no emotion in the lines, the one liners are so bad you cannot help but laugh, besides anyone who had ever played D&D will find elements simialr to any game they have played in.
Worth picking up if you can rent it cheap.
Going to my local Family Video (love that considering they have a porno section) I was perusing though the movies on the mian shelf and picked up a few: Game 6 (great movie), Freedomland, and looking for a 3rd movi because I had a buy two get one free coupon I came across \"Pirates.\" What struck me other then the scantilyclad females on the box was that they where all well known porn actresses and the video was put out by a well known porno studio. This struck me as odd as this movie was on the main movie shelves and not in the \"back room.\" For giggles and becasue it was free I rented it.
This movie was great! It was so funny I laughed my butt off all throughout. First for those concerned this movie is only Rated R and the amount of nudity is equal to what one would find looking through a Clyde Cadwal or Larry Elmore Art book. Heck the Reaper Cataloge is more hardcore then this movie.
The plot is the generic stop the bad guys from gaining a wonderous artifact of power. But what makes this movie so funny is how badly acted it is. There is no emotion in the lines, the one liners are so bad you cannot help but laugh, besides anyone who had ever played D&D will find elements simialr to any game they have played in.
Worth picking up if you can rent it cheap.
