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It's been a year so as promised here's Einion's Annual Movie-Quotes Quiz 2010™
As with 2009's quiz the bulk of the quotes are from big films including some blockbusters, so there's a decent chance that the majority have heard most of these at least once, but there are a few from smaller films to keep things interesting.
I've again done my best to ensure these are all word for word; this will of course frustrate any Google heroes :wink: because many of the quotes online are not accurate and a close one on IMDb or wherever isn't necessarily the same line. And whatever you do, don't go by the scripts you can sometimes find, they often bear no resemblance to the film that got made.
Like last time the first ten are the easy crowdpleasers and things get a little harder after that, ending with some I think are really tough.
No additions please - start your own thread if you want to, after a suitable gap.
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SEE POST #6 FOR REMAINING ONES
For the first ten easy ones the movie title and actor (or character) please, just for a bit more challenge.
1. "That'll do pig... that'll do."
2. "Don't throw that water! Ahhh! You cursed brat, look what you've done. I'm melting, melting!"
3. "Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart."
4. "Call me uh asshole one more time.... <whoom> How 'bout you Thickness? Goggles?"
5. "Iii fart in your general di-rection. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
6. "Lo there do I see my father... lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers.... Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla... where the brave... may live... forever."
7. "There's a big snake in the plane Jock! ....I hate snakes Jock, I hate 'em!"
8. "313 pounds?! Lemme see that... oh my God, oh she could be the house! This is disgusting. I hate this job."
9. "And once more, we play our dangerous game. A game of chess; against our old adversary, the American navy."
10. "Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes; he saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."
Just the movie title will do for the rest, add the actor if you know it.
11. "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires."
12. "That my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now remember: no sarcasm, no backtalk; least for the first year or so. Gonna have to let him... warm up to you. He hates caucasians, despises Americans and has nothing but contempt for women... so in your case, might take a little while. Adios."
13. "Go ahead, shoot. The best thing about being me: there's so many mes."
14. "Ah, well: I attended Juilliard; I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School; I travelled quite extensively; I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time during that; I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it. Not to mention that you're talking to a dead guy, NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! Do you think I'm qualified?"
15. "Get down and give me... infinity."
16. "None a you seem to understand: I'm not locked in here with you... YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"
17. "Wait.... So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead alien robot!" <bang> <bang> <bang> "Evidently they eat lead, huh."
18. "Yes, it's very cool. I don't wanna see this on your MySpace page. Please, no gang signs... no throw it up, I'm kidding."
19. "Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?"
20. "Three men, 254 kilos - that was the deal."
21. "Eeeney... meaney... miney... hey Mo!" <bang> "Hey sorry A-dolf."
22. "Are you crying?? Are you crying? Are you crying?! There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball!"
23. "What you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire..."
24. "You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?"
25. "I can't fire them: I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day.... That was four years ago."
26. "You know this is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
27. "What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE!"
28. "So I got invited to my ten-year high-school reunion. I'm conflicted, I mean I don't know if I really wanna go. It's in Detroit, you know and I grew up there but I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people any more... I mean or with anyone really *sigh* I mean they all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do and what am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork; how've you been?' I'm just thinking it'll be depressing. It'll be depressing. Shouldn't you be taking notes or something?"
29. "That's got to be the second-biggest slingshot I've ever seen. But it's gonna have to do."
30. "Anyway I despise rapists; for me you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty but in your case I'll make an exception."
31. "Good! The slow blade penetrates the shield. But uh, look down.... we'd have joined each other in death. You did seem finally to get the mood."
32. "Rah-tid. Obeah evil, I not evil woman."
33. "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? ...I lied."
34. "They're firing 20mm caseless flechette rounds at 300m, the effective lethal range is 200m: you're safe."
35. "I won't kill you.... But I don't have to save you."
36. "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want; if you were looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
37. "You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare. With a man who's the best - with guns, with knives, with his bare hands; a man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather; to live off the land, to eat things that'd make a billygoat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel; to kill, period. Win, by attrition."
38. "Supposed to start with these operation programs first, but that's major boring shit. Let's do something a little more fun, how 'bout... combat training?"
39. "Because he wasn't the most important man in the room... no, it's the older man, his juyaku, his uh superior. But I wanted to get the investigation going so I played the out-of-control gaijin so Ishihara wouldn't lose face... so now, Ishihara owes me a favour.... Deep, isn't it?"
40. "It's an evil fucking room."
41. "Hm, you're a Sicilian huh? You know, I read a lot, 'specially about things, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not: Sicilians were spawned by niggers.... <laughs> It's a fact, yeah. You see uh, Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. An' and no if uh if you don't believe me, uh you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago uh you see um the Moors conquered Sicilly. And the Moors are niggers. So you see way back then uh Sicillians were like uh Wops from Northern Italy um, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes. But um well, then the Moors moved in there and uh they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women huh? That they changed the whole blood line for ever; that's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. ....'Cause you, you're part eggplant."
42. "Thank you. You may have uh <CAR HORN> ten years man, ten. Where've you been for ten years?"
43. "Sir... Custer was a pussy. You ain't."
44. "I travelled to this country in Ghengis Khan's holy crypt, absorbed his power. In three days, the entire world will hear my roar and willingly fall subject to the lost empire of Shan King... that is a lovely tie by the way, may I as' where you acquire it?"
45. "Yeah well you can pull this Frank. I 'bout to go like Jesse on yer ass. I'm'a find me some other black ghosts and then, organise a march: The African-American-Apparition Coalition, the A double-A C. And I'm'a tell you something Frank, it ain't nothin' worse than a bunch of pissed-off brothers tha's already dead!"
46. "Shoot him Ryan. Shoot him. Shoot him before he figures out what I'm saying."
47. "You... it's you who bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it! Khemidof found out how valuable it was. Huh, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it! You you imbecile, you bloated idiot, you stupid fat-head you..." <cries>
48. "...hi! Hi, sorry, uh it's William... uh we, I work in a bookshop? ... Oh no, I promise you I've never played anything cool in my entire life; my flatmate, who I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message..."
49. "Now you sure you wanna have a fight? Because I'm only going to use my thumb... my right thumb; left one's much too powerful for you."
50. "No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys; just pool, nothing else. This is Ames mister."
As with 2009's quiz the bulk of the quotes are from big films including some blockbusters, so there's a decent chance that the majority have heard most of these at least once, but there are a few from smaller films to keep things interesting.
I've again done my best to ensure these are all word for word; this will of course frustrate any Google heroes :wink: because many of the quotes online are not accurate and a close one on IMDb or wherever isn't necessarily the same line. And whatever you do, don't go by the scripts you can sometimes find, they often bear no resemblance to the film that got made.
Like last time the first ten are the easy crowdpleasers and things get a little harder after that, ending with some I think are really tough.
No additions please - start your own thread if you want to, after a suitable gap.
--------------------------------------------------------
SEE POST #6 FOR REMAINING ONES
For the first ten easy ones the movie title and actor (or character) please, just for a bit more challenge.
1. "That'll do pig... that'll do."
2. "Don't throw that water! Ahhh! You cursed brat, look what you've done. I'm melting, melting!"
3. "Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart."
4. "Call me uh asshole one more time.... <whoom> How 'bout you Thickness? Goggles?"
5. "Iii fart in your general di-rection. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
6. "Lo there do I see my father... lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers.... Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla... where the brave... may live... forever."
7. "There's a big snake in the plane Jock! ....I hate snakes Jock, I hate 'em!"
8. "313 pounds?! Lemme see that... oh my God, oh she could be the house! This is disgusting. I hate this job."
9. "And once more, we play our dangerous game. A game of chess; against our old adversary, the American navy."
10. "Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes; he saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."
Just the movie title will do for the rest, add the actor if you know it.
11. "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires."
12. "That my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now remember: no sarcasm, no backtalk; least for the first year or so. Gonna have to let him... warm up to you. He hates caucasians, despises Americans and has nothing but contempt for women... so in your case, might take a little while. Adios."
13. "Go ahead, shoot. The best thing about being me: there's so many mes."
14. "Ah, well: I attended Juilliard; I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School; I travelled quite extensively; I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time during that; I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it. Not to mention that you're talking to a dead guy, NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! Do you think I'm qualified?"
15. "Get down and give me... infinity."
16. "None a you seem to understand: I'm not locked in here with you... YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"
17. "Wait.... So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead alien robot!" <bang> <bang> <bang> "Evidently they eat lead, huh."
18. "Yes, it's very cool. I don't wanna see this on your MySpace page. Please, no gang signs... no throw it up, I'm kidding."
19. "Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?"
20. "Three men, 254 kilos - that was the deal."
21. "Eeeney... meaney... miney... hey Mo!" <bang> "Hey sorry A-dolf."
22. "Are you crying?? Are you crying? Are you crying?! There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball!"
23. "What you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire..."
24. "You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?"
25. "I can't fire them: I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day.... That was four years ago."
26. "You know this is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
27. "What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE!"
28. "So I got invited to my ten-year high-school reunion. I'm conflicted, I mean I don't know if I really wanna go. It's in Detroit, you know and I grew up there but I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people any more... I mean or with anyone really *sigh* I mean they all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do and what am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork; how've you been?' I'm just thinking it'll be depressing. It'll be depressing. Shouldn't you be taking notes or something?"
29. "That's got to be the second-biggest slingshot I've ever seen. But it's gonna have to do."
30. "Anyway I despise rapists; for me you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty but in your case I'll make an exception."
31. "Good! The slow blade penetrates the shield. But uh, look down.... we'd have joined each other in death. You did seem finally to get the mood."
32. "Rah-tid. Obeah evil, I not evil woman."
33. "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? ...I lied."
34. "They're firing 20mm caseless flechette rounds at 300m, the effective lethal range is 200m: you're safe."
35. "I won't kill you.... But I don't have to save you."
36. "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want; if you were looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
37. "You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare. With a man who's the best - with guns, with knives, with his bare hands; a man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather; to live off the land, to eat things that'd make a billygoat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel; to kill, period. Win, by attrition."
38. "Supposed to start with these operation programs first, but that's major boring shit. Let's do something a little more fun, how 'bout... combat training?"
39. "Because he wasn't the most important man in the room... no, it's the older man, his juyaku, his uh superior. But I wanted to get the investigation going so I played the out-of-control gaijin so Ishihara wouldn't lose face... so now, Ishihara owes me a favour.... Deep, isn't it?"
40. "It's an evil fucking room."
41. "Hm, you're a Sicilian huh? You know, I read a lot, 'specially about things, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not: Sicilians were spawned by niggers.... <laughs> It's a fact, yeah. You see uh, Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. An' and no if uh if you don't believe me, uh you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago uh you see um the Moors conquered Sicilly. And the Moors are niggers. So you see way back then uh Sicillians were like uh Wops from Northern Italy um, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes. But um well, then the Moors moved in there and uh they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women huh? That they changed the whole blood line for ever; that's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. ....'Cause you, you're part eggplant."
42. "Thank you. You may have uh <CAR HORN> ten years man, ten. Where've you been for ten years?"
43. "Sir... Custer was a pussy. You ain't."
44. "I travelled to this country in Ghengis Khan's holy crypt, absorbed his power. In three days, the entire world will hear my roar and willingly fall subject to the lost empire of Shan King... that is a lovely tie by the way, may I as' where you acquire it?"
45. "Yeah well you can pull this Frank. I 'bout to go like Jesse on yer ass. I'm'a find me some other black ghosts and then, organise a march: The African-American-Apparition Coalition, the A double-A C. And I'm'a tell you something Frank, it ain't nothin' worse than a bunch of pissed-off brothers tha's already dead!"
46. "Shoot him Ryan. Shoot him. Shoot him before he figures out what I'm saying."
47. "You... it's you who bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it! Khemidof found out how valuable it was. Huh, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it! You you imbecile, you bloated idiot, you stupid fat-head you..." <cries>
48. "...hi! Hi, sorry, uh it's William... uh we, I work in a bookshop? ... Oh no, I promise you I've never played anything cool in my entire life; my flatmate, who I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message..."
49. "Now you sure you wanna have a fight? Because I'm only going to use my thumb... my right thumb; left one's much too powerful for you."
50. "No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys; just pool, nothing else. This is Ames mister."
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Correct: 1, 5, 9, 10, 14, 19, 22 (good job on those last two). Incorrect: 7, 21, 32.
