I hope to God I never see green beer again

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Taer

New member
Well, another St. Patty\'s day come and gone in drunken daze, and the luck of the Irish is not with me. I\'ve got the worst hangover ever, but anyways...

Who else had a damn fun time of it?:flip::bouncy:
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
many years ago when I was much younger and a little dumber...

we got out of class at about 4:00 and the local Irish Pub had green beer for $1 a pitcher....

at about 10:00 O\'mally realized that he had way too much green beer and marked it down to $0.50 a pitcher....

at about 11:00 there was still way too much green beer in kegs and not in patrons, so the price was slashed to $0.25 a pitcher....

shortly after that, my memory fails me... in fact, the next thing I can remember is waking up in my dorm room. (don\'t worry, I didn\'t drive - it was only a block away.)

Then I found out that if you overload your body with green dye, it will pass back out of ALL of your orifices... scared me to see something that is normally yellow in the morning coming out bright green.
 
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Naukhel

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I worked for St. Patrick\'s Day, actually, and had a real thrill of a time dealing with irate customers ranting and raving about this or that. The only green thing I saw the whole night was looking here on CMON between customer rants at the Greenstuff sculpts, or the occasional bit of green painting seen through random views.
When I got home, I slept nowhere near long enough, then woke up and went back to work.
There was no green beer consumption in my day at all.
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

New member
I was out on St Pat\'s as it was the day after my birthday (same day as the Tam-meister\'s would you believe) and Thursday is my favourite night in my favourite pub, The City Arms. Because of the rugby this weekend, all the Irish fans came over early and celebrated St Pat\'s day as well. We ended up staying out till about 4am and took this Irish fella Padraig home to have a \"smoke\" and a whisky. What a night...drinking, talking about rugby, drinking, rugby, drinking...

I can\'t explain what it\'s like with the rugby over here. It surprises me everytime to see how many people come here to watch their team. Shit, it was the Cheltenham Gold Cup horses thing as well, so they were here for that as it ain\'t far away. They killed ten birds with one stone, bless them all.

Still, I hope Wales murder the Ireland team on the pitch :).

Donga, you still on for that bet? lol
 
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donga666

Guest
Rev: You bet your boots mister!

My Irish mates always wanted to see me wearing a Tri-colour (the Irish one, not the bloody French).

So today, Im a \'plastic\' paddy lollollollol
 
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