Friendly advice...

BarstoolProphet

New member
Never paint a mini while watching/listening to a bloopers reel from anything.

Feel free to add to the list. But since I just did this one, I thought I'd share it.

No, I'm not taking a picture to show how badly the piece got messed up. :)
 

Einion

New member
Never paint a mini while watching anything!

You should be lookin' at what you're doing LOL

Einion
 

gohkm

New member
Tamiya Clear paints taste absolutely terrible. Even worse than Vallejo and GW paints.

Cats and figs don't mix. Especially when the ink washes on the fig are still wet.

Picking out hairs after a fig has been sealed is very, very difficult.
 

Wyrmypops

New member
Never keep the ashtray near the waterpot. Manky brushes and/or a wet ciggies, sad.

When the girlfriend appears in her sexy undies and come-to-bed eyes, never say "sorry love, I'm painting a dragon."
 

IdofEntity

New member
Not enough time can be taken cleaning your brush of Turpenoid. (The bristles wick that stuff up and won't let go) The flavor is not one to savor.
 

Chrome

New member
When the girlfriend appears in her sexy undies and come-to-bed eyes, never say "sorry love, I'm painting a dragon."

Has happened waay too many times... "I'm bored", "It's cold", "I've got nothing to do" are all phrases where you should lift your eyes from what you're doing to check if she's in an outfit or not... The "Aaaw...*continues working*"-approach is definitely something that can wake the real dragon... One that refuses to go back to sleep for weeks to boot!
 

Ritual

New member
If you chose to continue painting when your partner apparently wants a bit of razzamatazz, you'd better get your head checked! :shock:
 

Chrome

New member
Got it checked, they said there was nothing they could do other than pray and hope it bears with me the rest of the way. :silly:

But then again, serves her right for doing geeky stuff and ignoring me when it's my turn!:curse:
 

Einion

New member
Ritual said:
...when your partner apparently wants a bit of razzamatazz...
Razzmatazz? That's what we're calling it now? :giggle:


Chrome said:
But then again, serves her right for doing geeky stuff and ignoring me when it's my turn!:curse:
It's a double standard! And a conspiracy! And... and... a double standard!

Einion
 

uberdark

New member
i had a girl i dated this summer, she told me if i went to play 40k at the lgs, we were over.

my answer: who said i wanted to keep dating you then?


1. we had dated for a month.
2. i only go once a week for 3 hours.
3. dumped that %$#$ like a bad habit.
 

lizcam

New member
Never use static grass in the same area you paint. Goes for fine flock as well. Never eat powdered doughnuts while painting. In fact, keep powders away from your work space all together. Never paint after a knock down, drag out fight. Adrenaline does wierd things to your motor control. Never put your paint water and your soda in the same type of cup.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
always use a stronge box, safe, or suitable reinforced biscuit tin to keep your sculpted parts in as the cat will hide them in various locations around the dungeon otherwise. tools also seem to have an irrisistable alour.i spent half an hour the other day trying to find my favorite sculptin tool. the cat may have to disapear..anybody no of a good mechanic?
 

IdofEntity

New member
Don't try to prove how cool your hobby is to everyone around you. Just accept the fact that most people will label you as a geek, and take pride in it. In the other path, the justifying path, lies madness.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Got it checked, they said there was nothing they could do other than pray and hope it bears with me the rest of the way. :silly:

But then again, serves her right for doing geeky stuff and ignoring me when it's my turn!:curse:

Hahahaha! So so true! Maybe if you whistle in juuust the right key...
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
If you chose to continue painting when your partner apparently wants a bit of razzamatazz, you'd better get your head checked! :shock:
Anders you're being very polite, I'd have called him a dumb ass. In fact I think I just did.
But then again, serves her right for doing geeky stuff and ignoring me when it's my turn!:curse:
To Quote Robert Heilien:
"Little girls and butterflies need no excuse"

Once you understand that and the fact that you'll always be in the wrong, things'll be fine.
 
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